A Very Strange Item For Sale On E-Bay.

Cool!

This is not that unusual. Theoretically if you get enough cash together you could buy this with a loan from a bank, maybe wiht less than $1 mil down. Then you oculd sell it for scrap in Calcutta to one of the scrap yards. Depending on the tonnage you could make a killing.
 
Dude. An aircraft carrier. Now THAT would be a great way to say that my penis is bigger than yours!

I think I'll leave the rear deck for a heliport. The front deck will be converted to a putting/driving green, along with a volleyball net, basketball courtfreshwater lap pool with super slide and grotto! :twisted:

The superstructure will be retrofitted into a master suite with all the implements of luxury. Also includes two VIP suites and a Papa Johns Pizza.

The rear first level will be left as a heliport. The rest of the deck will be converted into guest quarters (for 200) with ball room, fitness center and dance floor with swings and cages for my army of exotic dancers.

The lower decks will be converted to world class kitchens, and all the support for my gluttony including refridgerators and pens for keeping the chickens, cattle and pigs. Room will also be made for paintball arenas if possible. And dogfighting pits. :P

Space would also be apportioned for my offices and support for my global crime ring known as SPECTER. Or not.
 
Dude. You could soooooo pick up girls cruising around in that thing on the beach. TAKE THAT, YOU LITTLE SURFERBOY WANKER!
 
Bidding ended before I got there...

Shit, I was going to start building my global domination network with this as my first piece.

It's really not that uncommon though, you can buy all sorts of military surplus stuff in the U.S., there was a decommissioned I.C.B.M. silo for sale a few months ago here in Arizona. It would have been much more usable than an aircraft carrier.
 
link doesnt work. I want to see! Main screen turn on? Sorry, it got fixed. Must have been my comp.
 
Id use it to raise my own personal army of penguins and when the become of age they would all be fitted with rocket launchers and sent to each major city in the world. :twisted:
 
I love the 'will ship worldwide' thingy, btw :D


Anyway, I wonder if it's even legal to buy that stuff... I mean, I wonder how those registration-dudes would look if you came to register that. And what kind of a driver's license do you need for that shit anyway? And how much tax would you have to pay? And would you be allowed to dock in a yacht-haven? Sooooo much questions to be asked... :cry:
 
Speaking of weird eBay auctions, remember that story about a girl selling her virginity on the Internet? She got kicked off eBay.
 
Actually more like 10,000 UK pounds. And she set up a website once she got kicked off, and apparently someone bought it.
 
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