A Very Strange Item For Sale On E-Bay.

More than likely she was, that or so ugly she couldnt find a guy, so she auctions herself off to a bunch of other ugly people.
 
or she just wants the money... the most simple solution is propably the best one..
. if I were a rich dictator, I'd just buy a nice army in ebay...
 
If I were a rich dictator, I'd buy my supplies direcly from the US, UK, Belgian and French military, set up a comfy little country near Malaysia and call myself the Sultan.
 
Pretty funny, too bad the person can't spell "toilet" properly.
 
My favorite part of it:
What can you do with this item, you ask? Well, you can disguise your cat as a mummy, you can cause trouble in your neighbor's yard, you can be thankful the other part of the roll isn't included...
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King of Creation said:
Or how about the ice bucket made from a scrotum:
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Hmmmm. It is a perfect match for the pussy from the other advertisement. You can use it to hold the pussy cat since its very small. :P
 
:shock: What makes that guy think I would want to have anything to do with a buffalo scrotum? And I hope that by ice bucket he means a receptacle in wich you leave a bottle surrounded by ice cubes in order to lower it's overall temperature... if the bartender is going to use it as a receptacle for the ice cubes used in various cocktails he will be wearing that thing for a necklace! :twisted:
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
:seriouslyno: You'll have to find something bigger to stuff in that scrotum. :lol:
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:shock: ok, human skin has leasticity and flexibility...

Oh, BTW, you guys do know what is the largest human body organ, don't you? :)
 
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