Lidku
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lmao
"Alien City under the Mojave"
- Thread starter Lidku
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Aurelius Of Phoenix
Psued.
"THE ELDRITCH CITY OF *GARGLING NOISES* DEEP BENEATH THE MOJAVE DESERT IN NEVADA. HOME TO SUCH UNSPEAKABLE, AWESOME, AND MADDENING SECRETS. ALL OF WHICH LIE IN MY MAJESTIC YET UNKNOWABLE TIARA. IT HAS MELDED TO MY SKULL, JACK. I FEEL LIKE A PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS WHO WITH THIS ELDRITCH KNOWLEDGE I CAN FINALLY PURSUE MY ULTIMATE GOAL. I CAN BECOME A WOMAN, JACK. I HATE YOUR WHORE MOTHER AND ONLY MARRIED AND COPULATED WITH THAT HUSSY IN THE HOPES OF BIRTHING A SON WHOM I CAN GROOM INTO BEING MY TRUE LOVE. YOU JACK ARE THE FRUIT OF MY LOINS, WITH THIS TIARA I WILL TRANSFORM AND I WILL BE YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRIDE."
EYES GLAZED LORENZO ENTERS A TRANCE GARBLED TONGUES EMANATE FROM THE ELDER CABOT AND AFTER SEVERAL MOMENTS COMES OUT OF HIS TRANCE DEFEATED.
"NO. NO! IT CAN NOT BE! HOW CAN THE UNKNOWABLE UG-QUALTOTH NOT GRANT MY WISHES, I HAVE BRAVED THE ALIEN CITY AND POURED THROUGH THE WRETCHED KRIVBEKNIH TO COMPLETE THIS TASK. DAMN IT ALL, IF I CAN NOT HAVE YOU JACK MY SON THEN NO ONE CAN! I'LL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR WRETCHED MOTHER AND THEN THAT WHORE OF A SISTER YOU HAVE. WAIT. WAIT. NO! HOW COULD YOU HAVE TRAPPED YOUR OWN FATHER IN THIS INFERNAL CHAMBER AS I WAS POURING MY HEART OUT TO YOU! THIS WAS TO BE OUR BRIDAL BED, WHERE OUR MARRIAGE WAS TO BE CONSUMMATED AND MY WOMB TO BE FILLED WITH YOUR SEED! NOW IS IT TO BE MY TOMB? DAMN IT ALL! DAMN THIS WORLD! DAMN YOU, JACK! MY LOVE, MY UNREQUITED LOVE!"
AS JACK SHUFFLES OUT OF THE ROOM LORENZO BEGINS TO WAIL AND BEAT AT THE DOOR WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT. IT WAS THE 1890S AND HIS LIFESTYLE AND BELIEFS WERE TRULY AHEAD OF HIS TIME. AS THE TIME WENT BY LORENZO BEGAN TO HONE HIS ABILITIES ALL IN THE HOPE OF ESCAPE. IF HIS SEED-FILLED WOMB WAS NOT TO BE THEN HE WOULD DO THE FILLING. ALL HE COULD DO WAS WAIT AND HIS CHANCE WOULD COME, HIS REVENGE AGAINST THIS REALITY FOR DENYING HIM HIS DREAM.
EYES GLAZED LORENZO ENTERS A TRANCE GARBLED TONGUES EMANATE FROM THE ELDER CABOT AND AFTER SEVERAL MOMENTS COMES OUT OF HIS TRANCE DEFEATED.
"NO. NO! IT CAN NOT BE! HOW CAN THE UNKNOWABLE UG-QUALTOTH NOT GRANT MY WISHES, I HAVE BRAVED THE ALIEN CITY AND POURED THROUGH THE WRETCHED KRIVBEKNIH TO COMPLETE THIS TASK. DAMN IT ALL, IF I CAN NOT HAVE YOU JACK MY SON THEN NO ONE CAN! I'LL KILL YOU AND THEN YOUR WRETCHED MOTHER AND THEN THAT WHORE OF A SISTER YOU HAVE. WAIT. WAIT. NO! HOW COULD YOU HAVE TRAPPED YOUR OWN FATHER IN THIS INFERNAL CHAMBER AS I WAS POURING MY HEART OUT TO YOU! THIS WAS TO BE OUR BRIDAL BED, WHERE OUR MARRIAGE WAS TO BE CONSUMMATED AND MY WOMB TO BE FILLED WITH YOUR SEED! NOW IS IT TO BE MY TOMB? DAMN IT ALL! DAMN THIS WORLD! DAMN YOU, JACK! MY LOVE, MY UNREQUITED LOVE!"
AS JACK SHUFFLES OUT OF THE ROOM LORENZO BEGINS TO WAIL AND BEAT AT THE DOOR WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT. IT WAS THE 1890S AND HIS LIFESTYLE AND BELIEFS WERE TRULY AHEAD OF HIS TIME. AS THE TIME WENT BY LORENZO BEGAN TO HONE HIS ABILITIES ALL IN THE HOPE OF ESCAPE. IF HIS SEED-FILLED WOMB WAS NOT TO BE THEN HE WOULD DO THE FILLING. ALL HE COULD DO WAS WAIT AND HIS CHANCE WOULD COME, HIS REVENGE AGAINST THIS REALITY FOR DENYING HIM HIS DREAM.
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Lidku
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lmao
TheGM
The voice of reason
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Threads like these delight me! They are like tiny little islands floating out in infinite space.
Lidku
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based Data husbando
he's the one who probably filled Cabot to the whole "Alien City under the Mojave" info through his l337 scanning lifeforms skills
he's the one who probably filled Cabot to the whole "Alien City under the Mojave" info through his l337 scanning lifeforms skills
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TorontoReign
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The only base out that way that really deals with aliens is Area 55.
Big No
Watch as I open and close this door
It's "Ayy lmao", get it right damn it.
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