ALIENS!

I saw a UFO Once.

It told me I was going to have a good year.

Pffft....It was a terrible year. Stupid aliens.
 
Eh, aliens don't exist, if they did they would have kicked this planet's ass a long, long time ago.
 
Maybe they've come to whack Todd Howard's ass.

His actions must've reverberated throughout the entire universe.

*crosses fingers*
 
Serifan said:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24535676-2,00.html

FINALLY some half decent shots of UFO's over turkey, I have seen ufo's before but not like this.

I am so excited! god I hope we have proof one day. It would then prove that there is no god and that we are not alone.
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Two things:

1) The article said that this was reported by The Sun. If you believe anything that rag prints, then I fear for the future of humanity.

2) How would the existence of aliens disprove God? Don't get me wrong, I'm not about to get all religious on your arse, I'm just curious as to how you make this 'logical' leap.
 
Jebus said:
Maybe they've come to whack Todd Howard's ass.

His actions must've reverberated throughout the entire universe.

*crosses fingers*
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No, Todd is already one of US!
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Son, run as fast as you can! JUST FUCKING RUN! NO!!! IT'S JUST BEHIND YOU!!!
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It's the people from the space between spaces!

Interdimensional creatures with a vast knowledge of the blueprint of reality!

I vant to see it! I vant to see it all! I vant to understand!
 
I have the power to control dark matter. (Laughs at his own common genius).

UFO's over Turkey? Isn't that where most of the world military aircraft fly over on their way to blowing brown people up?
 
Dopemine Cleric said:
UFO's over Turkey? Isn't that where most of the world military aircraft fly over on their way to blowing brown people up?
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What do you mean? Do you think there might be... a connection? :wtf:
 
It looks like someone attached a beer can to a lamp shade and tossed it into the air.

Also, there is no such thing as aliens.

There are however Space Nazis descended from the secret Nazi experiments with anti-gravity.

Also, in Mexico, there are sightings of aliens that don't even bother to use spaceships, they just drop out of the sky, horrify and/or grab you and zoop right back into the air.
 
generalissimofurioso said:
Also, in Mexico, there are sightings of aliens that don't even bother to use spaceships, they just drop out of the sky, horrify and/or grab you and zoop right back into the air.
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Those are illegal immigrants, dude. In hot air balloons. Tied to a bungee rope. Drunk.

:roll:
 
Damn Eurotrash, sneaking into Mexico via hot air balloons.

DIOS MIO! ES CARNE DE BURRO! Tu no necisitas cometelo!

(My God! It's Donkey Meat! You don't need to eat it!)
 
alec said:
Dopemine Cleric said:
UFO's over Turkey? Isn't that where most of the world military aircraft fly over on their way to blowing brown people up?
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What do you mean? Do you think there might be... a connection? :wtf:
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IDK, but this picture I just received from underground sources in Turkey reveals the truth.

Hitler_With_Alien_Ufo_Vril_Haunebu_Ww2_Nazi.jpg
 
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