Ancient Chinese Secret...

At first I thought their were hidden straps under there, but now that I think about it, there shouldn't be any reason that he couldn't pull a pickup truck with its bed full of people (in Neutral gear no doubt). Really isn't the penis just an organ made up of lots of elastic tissue. As long as it doesn't tear off, which in the engineering world is called catastrophic failure, he should be able to pull it. He just has to pull the truck hard and steady enough to overcome the static friction on the tires. And if there is a slight decline in the direction he is pulling, this could be even easier.

Of course in the magazine his teachings are laden with all kinds of mysticism and unfounded claims of medical benefits. He's just trying to get attention for his school so he can garner more money and fame. Not to say there isn't some kind of psychological effect from the whole "Focus your chi" thing, but I just wish more of these eastern martial artists / whatevers would give credit to the laws of physics once in a while.

Kung Fu Magazine said:
Master Tu Jin-Sheng's Penis Qigong Tips
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5. For this type of training you must have a teacher, otherwise you might get hurt.
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I was about to post a link to a porn video as a response, but thought twice.


Some amazing penis olympic stuff out there,
 
The strangest thing about videos like this one is that there are TONS of people who do stuff like this. How many times have I seen this on RealTV, Guinness Records, Ripley's, etc? What makes people want to do this? Is this what happens when you never have any friends throughout life; you just say, "Fuck it, I'm bored. I think I'll stretch my penis for a while?"
These guys always have to show it off to as many people as the can, too. Every time I see some bizarre act of this manner, there is a huge crowd. How did he get that crowd started? Do you think he just approached a few strangers and said, "Hey, wanna see me pull a truck with my genitals?" I didn't think anyone was THAT desperate for attention. Now everyone in his village knows him for this absurd feat.
I just don't understand some people.
 
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