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Does anyone even approve of what she says? I mean, she's just a whiny little cunt now apparently, but if people like her get too much power, and well, it's happened before, it might concern the rest of the world. Good thing she's not getting any international media attention...


She insults so many different ethnic and religious groups it's insane. Over here she would go to prison for it, or at least get a hefty fine. Don't you have anti-slander laws in the US?

I'd say though, if it turns out she's a woman (operated men don't count), I think she's good enough for me to stick it in her pooper.

any coulter fans on this forum?
 
I am.

I got to hear her speak once, it was on television here and she was actually acting very intelligent, reasonably moderate and was right on most things discussed.

I'm pretty much convinced her ultra-conservative act is nothing but, essentially, a huge troll. She wasn't as ultra-conservative at all when she was on TV here.

That said, I still don't agree with her on most issues she is known for.
 
Unexpected from you, Sander.

In my eyes, she's pretty much a crazy neofascist, and I want to emphasize on fascist here. add fundamentalist and borderline nazi to that.

I've read articles by and about her, and seen some of her appearances on TV. She just seems.. Crazy. also, according to most, she insults her opponents until she "wins" because they lose control out of anger.
 
The Overseer said:
any coulter fans on this forum?
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Fuck yes. Maybe I wasn't five minutes ago, but after seeing this pic, well, I kinda converted, I guess.
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Seeing that I could easily fuck a piece of Aryan meat like that, I don't give a flying fuck what her ideas and opinions about muslims, jews, walnuts and pretzels are. The only things I care about are:

[1] Gosh, I sure hope she's got a nice pair of feet and perfect toes and a French pedicure and all the other shitzors. or else I won't be able to hold my erection.

[2] I wonder if she likes it up the arse. Women like that, women with power, they like to be degraded and shit. I read about that somewhere. It's all the power they have, you see, it fucks with their brains and their brains fuck with their hormones and before you know it, they start getting wet at the thought of being assraped by a bunch of jobless niggers. They get a kick out of shit like that. It makes them feel human. Plus, she's blonde and blondes are more fun, except for reds and blackhaired cuties, they fuck with style and a better understanding of the needs of the male body.

[3] Does she swallow? Or if she doens't swallow, does she at least like to get facialized? 'Cause, boy oh boy oh boy, I sure like the look of a beautful face dressed in my precious sauce. They don't believe me when I tell them, but dawgunnit, somehow they look a whole lot prettier with a load of cum dripping from their chin than with a load of crap coming out of their mouth.

Well, that's about it, really. I think that approximately 500 times a day. And it's killing me.

So, yeah, what was your question again? Would I fuck Ann Coulter? Well, I sure would. Preferably up her cornhole whilst I suck on her toes. But that, I suspect, you already knew.
 
alec said:
So, yeah, what was your question again? Would I fuck Ann Coulter? Well, I sure would. Preferably up her cornhole whilst I suck on her toes. But that, I suspect, you already knew.
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you know that she will kill you with an ice pick?
 
Suffer said:
Ann Coulter is A MAN, BABY
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Well, gosh darnit, I'd say that raises my chance of having anal intercourse with Ann Coulter considerably!
 
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Does that mean you wouldn't mind fucking a guy up the ass as long as he had beautiful feminine feet?
 
Well, you get dirty when you turn thirty. Yeah alec, that was also the pic that made me wanna fuck her.

as for the adam's apple, women have something there too, although it's not usually that... Pronounced.

Wow, if she's really a man, it would discredit the entire Republican party, not to mention Christian fundamentalism in the US. Well, maybe not, but it would make some hella-news. She does kind of look like Woody Harrelson in the first of Kharn's pics.
 
Bradylama said:
Yeah alec, that was also the pic that made me wanna fuck her.
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You're kidding. She looks like she evolved that neck to reach high-canopy foliage.
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I'm trying to think of a good joke involving oral sex and reaching high-canopy foliage, but they're all coming back as extremely cumbersome or nonsensical. So I'll just stick with "She can reach my high-canopy foliage any day! *wink nudge*"

Seriously though, she's a dude.
 
Volkov said:
I'm trying to think of a good joke...
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Ann Coulter had been arrested and was already in handcuffs, when the police were interrupted by a call for backup in the next block, so they told Ann that they would respond, and Ann shouldn't try to run away. But of course, she does. She goes to a city park, but cause she hadn't eaten all day, she was hungry, there is an apple tree near the entrance, but as she has her hands tight up, she can not reach the appless, but luckily a drooling man cames along and Ann asks if he could help her. Of course Alec aims to please, and takes his pants down and picks her up so he can insert himself to her, so she can use the leverage to take the apple from the tree. After this Alec yells,"Yeah, eat that bitch".
 
Jarno Mikkola said:
...but as she has her hands tight up, she can not reach the appless...
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I really doubt that might happen. Look why:

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Her hand sort of reminds me of a Velociraptor or a Deathclaw. She can reach all apples she wants with such PAWS! (Therefore she turns me off.)
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But she seems to know how to pose for alec!
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Ratty said:
Does that mean you wouldn't mind fucking a guy up the ass as long as he had beautiful feminine feet?
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A guy? Nah. But I tell you what, though: I sure as hell wouldn't mind fucking one of those really hot (and natural) shemales, if you know what I mean *wink wink* but they are few, most of them are like ugly semi-transformed men with bad silicon jobs and a limp dick, which is totally disgusting. But there are some real cuties around, though, oh yes, some of those Thai ladyboys look extremely fuckable, wouldn't you say? I don't have a friggin' clue what I'd do with her talliwhacker, though. You're probably supposed to give these freaks of nature some oral attention, but fuck that, I'll just rent a dog, put some chocolat spread on her balls and let the dog take care of that. Or right after I totally fucked her shitter to smithereens and her cornhole is gaping and there's some of my hot coconut milk dripping out, I could like whack her balls real hard, shouting "Ding- dong, you motherfucker!"

No one else thinks that ladyboys can be cute as hell? I remember having quite the collection of shemale pics and vids when I was still an alcoholist and jobless and lonely, terribly lonely, and stoned 24/7. And there was this one video where you saw this gorgeous hot chick, laying on her right side, her legs closed, and there was this blacke dude fucking her shitter and she was moaning and tweaking her nipples and whispering dirty stuff like "Oh yeah, fuck my tight little arse, fuck it good, I need it so bad!" and "Harder! Fuck it harder, baby! I want you to fucking abuse my little shitter!" and what have you. So anyway, I used to always jerk off watching that vid because this was one hell of a dirty slut right there and she really turned me on, and by the time I would feel the juice in my balls boiling over, that little anal slut, opened her legs and revealed a penis. And not just 'a' penis, but a friggin' huge penis. And that always did it for me: the moment she opened her legs, still moaning from that black piece of meat in her butt, was always the moment I squirted my lukewarm lemonade into reality. That vid just totally turned me on. Which is awesome, but - I agree - pretty fucking disturbed as well. It's just really sad that a handsome, sexy, intelligent young man as myself had to jerk off to pics and vids of freaks during that period of my life. 'T was surely all the alcohol and drugs messing with my brainwaves. However, stuff like this is nothing compared to the crazy shit that started happening when I discovered I liked playing the role of submissive slave for a couple of octogenarians that had seduced me while I was laying in the gutter, vomitting, shitting my own pants. :roll:

But that's a whole different story, which I will save for later.
 
Wha- yeah.

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Anyway, most of what she rants about is most likely for publicity's sake.

I especially differ from her when she goes on her anti-evolution diatribe. I don't honestly believe a person who managed to become that publicized and self-assured can believe in conspiracies of pseudo scientists (biologists) coming together as a minority to shove "Darwiniac" gospel down the throats of "real scientists" (physicists) in order to convert the entire American population into Atheistic Liberals. Heck, she appears to not even understand evolution, but yet selectively refers to ideas of the theory. Therefore I deem that she must do this willingly, for it's not posible that she buys what she's selling.

And if you try to convince me otherwise... I'll friggin implode - or something.
 
How come every thread, on every forum I've come across, about Ann Coulter, comes down to whether she's fuckable or not?

But make no mistake gentlemen, I'd fuck her. Probably...twice.
 
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