Anyone want to be in the Pirates! beta?

i'd like to be in it

the only thing i have to offer is belgian beer and chocolat though :)
(1 technicality: i wont mail em, you gotta come and get em :p)
 
Don't listen to her. She will lure you into some kind of a wicked contract, ravage your mind, devour your soul and leave an empty shell of a man.

Take my advice and give the beta invite to me. You know you can trust me, CCR. We've known each other for a long time. When I take over the world, you know I'll have a place for you in the new world order. How does "Secretary General" sound?
 
As Chief political officer I have the right to pass judgement on all those who fight for the greater good and execute punishment as I see fit.

None are above the judgement of the people.

Not even you.
 
*grows in size and begins to radiate an uncanny white glow*

Wrong - especially me. I am the one and only Leader. I am the harbringer of Revolution, the beacon of Liberty and the executor of the Final Reckoning. I am the True Path and the Word. People will do as I command, or suffer the dire consequences of refusal. Tides and torrents will rise at my word and sweep over the vast expanses of existence, purging everything, from highest peaks to deepest recesses.

In the end, nothing will remain but the New World, and I shall be crowned its God.

*stop radiating and returns to his normal size*
 
I love pirates.

At my friend Harper's 21st birthday we all dressed up as pirates and ninjas and fashioned weapons and played capture the flag.

I was a pirate.

I can also give you a g-mail invite.

Plus, I've always been friendly with you, and have always been here to give you (unwanted, or not,) advice.

Pleeeeeeeease.

Uh, by the way, what is Pirates!?
 
Its a remake of the classic Sid Meier's adventure roleplaying game Pirates! To which there was an unofficial fanmade sequel and an official Gold Edition. Its the first in his promised series of remakes of his classic games.


EDIT: Its also being co-developed for the Xbox. So I dont think Comrade Ratty can touch it now.
 
Oh.

In that case.

It'd rule if you'd put me in it CC.

I could also send you season one of The Office.
 
Damn, I didn't want to use this, but you were bloody asking for it:

My final offer is - I can send you all the PC games you want, totally free, with working cracks and key-gens. Far Cry, Doom III, Battlefield Vietnam, Thief 3, Suffering... you name it, and you can bloody well be sure I have it!
 
Dude, any game you want... totally free of charge... Imagine the envy on your friends' faces when you show them twenty brand new games you got from your "good Croatian friend Ratty".

This is a once in a life time opportunity.
 
That's so not true! Malky always says how he would love to have you banned from the Order and NMA, but he never does because I always jump to your defense!
 
Bullshit, you little rat!

ME! I WANT IN THE GAME! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!
 
1) Ratty. Very nice what you did for Commie Lauren.
2) Commisar Lauren. If half of what Ratty said is true, you've earned it.
3) Malkavian. Because I want more power in The Order.
 
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