Are you ready to die?

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Prosper

Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
The question is as follows: How do you wish to die?

I am going to die a virgin because my girlfriend is in the afterlife.
But i guess that's not really how i am going to die... hm. i will probably accidentally fall off a 10 story building.
 
I'm going to walk up to the biggest, meanest pitbull-terrier I can find, wait 'till he's asleep, take his balls in the palm of my hand...

...and squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.
 
Before I read the "squeeze" part, I totally thought you were going to suck it off while palming its balls.

You surprise me every day.
 
Prosper said:
The question is as follows: How do you wish to die?

I am going to die a virgin because my girlfriend is in the afterlife.
But i guess that's not really how i am going to die... hm. i will probably accidentally fall off a 10 story building.
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...just because she's dead doesn't mean you can't fuck her.
 
i want to die fucking a stripper on a bed of cocaine and syringes whilst onstage as lead guitarist for Dokken, all while playing the baddest solo you've ever heard. i want my dying breath to be represented by the extended sustain of a major E chord, signifying the end of the solo...and my life.
 
i have no gripes with dying.

but if i could choose, i'd like to die saving someone that is worth saving.

fail that, i'll take peaceful death in my sleep.
 
i will be clubbed to death by east-european amish dual-wielding wooden replica of newt gingrichs dick.
 
I would like to die old and in a wheelchair. Smashing into the norwegian parlament from 10000 meters, with a flier for better treatment of the elderly. So that when they wash me down from the stairs, people will know that the last crazy man have died and that from then on all will be a4.
 
I would like to die from a massive overdose of a hallucinogen-cocktail to make the transition to afterlife smoother. My eyes shall pop out and my head shall explode, smudging my brainwreck on a canvas to be sold as nu cerebral art and granting me a nice spot on the wall of fame.
 
I will grab a gun, ammo, bombs, a kevlar and waste all those SOBs on the national congress. If I'm going to die, I want to go out purging my country of the worst problem that there is.
 
stubbed to death repeatedly by an infuriated husband/boyfriend... (most likely)

having my heart explode after snorting an 8ball off some big titted ho
(preferred)
 
Being vaporised by a nuclear blast doesn't seem to be too bad a way to die...


And it might just happen :o


On the other hand, the worst death I could imagine is puking/shitting yourself to death after being infected by Ebola...


Which also might just happen.
 
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