Asian Tattoos: Princess or Prostitute?

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Look, Ma! Two Heads!
Found a pretty funny but kinda serious thing:
http://www.soufoaklin.com/tattooartist.html

“All these preppy sorority girls and suburban rich boys think they’re so cool ‘cause they have a tattoo with Japanese characters. But it doesn’t mean shit to them!” Sakai said. “The dumbasses don’t even realize that I’ve written ‘slut’ or ‘pervert’ on their skin!”
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I guess he can scream "PWND!" now 8)
 
Ha ha ha! Oh, boy. That's why I always say - whenever you go a tattoo parlor, always bring a dictionary along. This especially goes for all wanna-be Japanese look-alikes - or should I say, Luke-alikes. And this Sakai dude is my new idol (sorry, Kharn).
 
“I think I’m helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service.
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I couldn't agree more with this guy.

Asianphilism is one of the things that can really annoy me.
 
Kharn said:
Asianphilism is one of the things that can really annoy me.
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Hai.

Meh, fun for the guy, but he's going to pay in damages for this. And rightly so, tattoos are a wee bit too permanent to shrug your shoulders at and let go if something goes wrong.
Then again, they were idiots for wanting to have 'princess' or 'beautiful goddess' on their bodies anyway.
 
Give this guy a fucking medal.

when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”
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Comedy.
 
Pitt junior Brandon Smith wanted a tattoo that proclaimed his manliness, so he decided to get the Chinese characters for “strength” and “honor” on his chest. After 20 minutes under the needle of local tattoo artist Andy Sakai, he emerged with the symbol for “small penis” embedded in his flesh.
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Hahahaha!!! This is hilarious! I love this guy, the dumb sh*t got what he deserved for not having any idea what the symbols he wanted even looked like! If he wanted "strength" and "honor" then he should have done his research and known what the characters looked like before he got the tattoo.

“Then I went jogging through the Carnegie Mellon campus and a group of Asian kids started laughing and calling me ‘Shorty.’ That’s when I knew something was up.”
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"Shorty"

Hahaha!!!
 
The story's hilarious and very deserving. I commend that guy.

Its just as bad when white people ask if you know any martial arts. Believe me if I did I'd break a random limb of theirs to prove it.

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The Vault Dweller
 
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when i go to japan i will meet a man with 'dick' tattooed on his arm in english
 
Pretty funny. But I'm a vegetarian.

But I also agree with Flop- it's amazing how many people misuse English. In Brazil Isaw so many people with tee-shirts saying stuff that they really shouldn't.

And yes, if I were this guy I might think of getting on a plane soon before the lawsuits fall on him like bricks.
 
That's pretty good.

At least this fellow wasn't afraid of the consequences.

I award him four fortune cookies and an egg roll.
 
It's definitely a funny article, but it's a satire. According to a Pennsylvanian I know, Souf Oakland was like a downtown Pittsburgh version of the Onion.

If it was real, the artist would probably be getting sued to hell or going to jail.
 
welsh said:
But I also agree with Flop- it's amazing how many people misuse English. In Brazil Isaw so many people with tee-shirts saying stuff that they really shouldn't.
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That¨s the way it works with any "place"-"exotic language that is teh kewl lol" pair. Here, I've seen pensioners wearing shirts that say "LIFE IS EASY" or "RUN JUST FOR FUN".
 
That is friggin hilarious.
Kudos for spreading chaos among pretentious suburbanite kids. "beautiful goddess"?!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the fuck comes up with such self indulgent crap. She probably had a gut.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

I can't even say what I would have done to be there when the bitch found out what that tattoo really meant, or any of thos idiots for that matter. I think I would have suffocated from laughter. :lol: :D :lol:
 
DJ Slamák said:
welsh said:
But I also agree with Flop- it's amazing how many people misuse English. In Brazil Isaw so many people with tee-shirts saying stuff that they really shouldn't.
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That¨s the way it works with any "place"-"exotic language that is teh kewl lol" pair. Here, I've seen pensioners wearing shirts that say "LIFE IS EASY" or "RUN JUST FOR FUN".
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Let's see I saw a woman in her 40s wearing a shirt "Sleazy and Easy."

Another one that said, "Anything for money." Or "Satisfaction Guaranteed" across one set of breasts.

Those were a few I saw, more but I can't remember them.
 
That's pretty funny, though I think it's pretty different to sell someone a t-shirt that says something vulgar than to brand it onto someones skin, weather they deserve it or not.
 
If you are going to pay someone to engrave stuff into your skin forever you should fucking know what it is beforehand or you are a moron. If it was true it was all richly deserved. I will not waste my tears on them when there are plenty tatoo disasters in which the customer really was innocent.

Edit: This thread reminded me of this.
 
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