Baby names...

[Ashmo]

Ian, Katja or Tycho.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Ian, Katja or Tycho.

My hound Dogmeat happily pants in approval.

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The Vault Dweller

 

[Ashmo]

No, seriously, I don't think you can go wrong with "Cassidy".

 

[Dove]

Medical waste.

He/she would get to wear a pretty red bag as well.

Just like this one.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

I will name my kids Furry and Squeaky.

If they are rats, that is.

If not, well, I guess Pipeline and Amplifier are suitable names.

 

[Dick Justice]

You could go the way frank zappa did. Moon Unit and Dweezil. I wonder how fucked up you'd have to be to name your kids that.

http://www.funnynames.com/index.php?op=listnames&cat=1

 

[WaterGirl]

I know a couple who named their girl Sorea, after some androgenous card game character. A few months later, the company came out and said that Sorea was meant to be a guy.

 

[Big T]

Damn, I have not seen a good name in this thread, with the possible exception of Ted and Bill.
Remember, they will have to live for the rest of their lives with these names, they're not just to massage your egos.
If I have any children (which I sincerely hope not), I will call them Jack (after my Grandfather), Robert (after my Brother) for boys, or {I've no idea} for girls.

EDIT - Something I completely failed to notice: naming your child "II" or "Jr." or, recently, "2.0". Could there be anything more vain?

"Whoah! I'm so great that I deserve to have somebody named after me! Even if I have to do it myself.".

Damn, does anybody know why I am so angry today?

 

[Elissar]

Boys:

Caleb
Christopher
Butch R.
Guido
Mike

Girls:

Jojo
Penny
Michelle
Gretchen
Dorkus

 

[Rebellion]

Well its decided!
it'll be Angelique Caitlyn [insert last name here] and Jace Cole [Insert last name here]
i already know who the motherz gonna be...
err dont ask o.o

Edit: Elissar the future mother is wondering if you are on crack cuz Guido is a clothing line for men

 

[Big T]

Well its decided!
it'll be Angelique Caitlyn [insert last name here] and Jace Cole [Insert last name here]

Edit: Elissar the future mother is wondering if you are on crack {Beats me likes a baby seal "cuz" I am STOOPID!} Guido is a clothing line for men

Aside from that, it doesn't appear to be a very pleasant thing to call somebody.

Also, I don't know how I missed it the first time around, but I agree wholeheartedly with Dove's post.

 

[Mikey]

I'm sorry, but the middle name has to be Whoop-ass.

Then they could truthfully say 'Whoop-ass is my middle name'.