Bad Neighbour
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The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
The Vault Dweller
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Here we go again...
One mare reason to love thy neighbors: they have cars, with car alarms; nothing wrong with a car alarm, right? But what if the car alarm has proximity sensors and is set for ultra sensitive? I'll tell you what: every time someone passes by the car within half a meter it starts to beep. Seeing how the cars are parked on the sidewalk people tend to walk by them. And because the sidewalk is not too wide, about two meters, they inevitably pass through the alarm's 'sensitive' area and it starts to beep, not to it's full capacity, just a warning. The hilarious thing is the alarm is unable to discern between a human and any other creature like a stray dog, a cat or a bird... Now let's say a cat jumps onto the hood in the middle of the night or a bird lands on it... get the picture?
I for one don't understand these people: the car alarm is nothing more than a way to obtain an illusory sense of safety; a pro car thief would either know how to disable it or, most commonly does not plan to steal the car but rather your radio, CD player or whatever you left in the car (Removable car radios, cd players and that sort of thing are really popular due to the high number of thefts; they break your window just to get to the stereo and leave you with a brand new natural ventilation system for the car). Now even if you hear the alarm what are you going to do about it? Confront the guy? He'll probably beat the shit out of you... call the cops? too late the thief is long gone... So why set it to ultra sensitive? It's only going to make a lot of noise and wake up the neighbors, not scare the thief... Oh and sometimes the car owner fails to hear the alarm, or doesn't care about it because it just keeps going for a good couple of minutes before it turns off.
One mare reason to love thy neighbors: they have cars, with car alarms; nothing wrong with a car alarm, right? But what if the car alarm has proximity sensors and is set for ultra sensitive? I'll tell you what: every time someone passes by the car within half a meter it starts to beep. Seeing how the cars are parked on the sidewalk people tend to walk by them. And because the sidewalk is not too wide, about two meters, they inevitably pass through the alarm's 'sensitive' area and it starts to beep, not to it's full capacity, just a warning. The hilarious thing is the alarm is unable to discern between a human and any other creature like a stray dog, a cat or a bird... Now let's say a cat jumps onto the hood in the middle of the night or a bird lands on it... get the picture?
I for one don't understand these people: the car alarm is nothing more than a way to obtain an illusory sense of safety; a pro car thief would either know how to disable it or, most commonly does not plan to steal the car but rather your radio, CD player or whatever you left in the car (Removable car radios, cd players and that sort of thing are really popular due to the high number of thefts; they break your window just to get to the stereo and leave you with a brand new natural ventilation system for the car). Now even if you hear the alarm what are you going to do about it? Confront the guy? He'll probably beat the shit out of you... call the cops? too late the thief is long gone... So why set it to ultra sensitive? It's only going to make a lot of noise and wake up the neighbors, not scare the thief... Oh and sometimes the car owner fails to hear the alarm, or doesn't care about it because it just keeps going for a good couple of minutes before it turns off.
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
Ha! I heard Lauren once single handedly invaded Poland after eating a bad polska kielbasa imported from there.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Jarno Mikkola
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Ah, this didn't happen, or did it, well I apologize all the troubles that my bad spelling created, if it did, ah I could have sworn that I cast other spells, well this happens when an imp is trying to be a mage.DDD said:
Ah what was I saying, ah well let me make up it for you by suggesting something.
Why don't you get your friends along and play with the alarm for a while, and when the man doesn't get to the alarm in minutes, knowing that there is nothing of valuable in there, just steel the car alarm.c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
Mad Max RW
Mildly Dipped
If the noise continues past 10pm you can call the police on them. At least that's how it works around here.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Yeah, well over here the police is more likely to laugh at you over the phone than help you with that sort of thing... The main purpose of our police is to waste some of the tax Payer's money, take bribes, get rich and then they buy themselves a soccer team
Have you tryed updating your drivers, then restarting? Try disabling your firewall for short amounts of time also, to see if it has any detrimental effects.
The only problem i have with my neigbor is that he does three things loudly:
1. Sneeze
2. Argue
3. Fuck
Not nice brushing your teeth while listening to a guy almost wail a few feet of wall away.
The only problem i have with my neigbor is that he does three things loudly:
1. Sneeze
2. Argue
3. Fuck
Not nice brushing your teeth while listening to a guy almost wail a few feet of wall away.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
what are you talking about? is it the monitor by any chance...
my video card is a s3 rage something, really old, like the whole desktop for that matter, but it is a Compaq, old but reliable...
I don't have a firewall, I have a linux server, I'm sharing the net connection with another guy, he's the tech guy and all.
How often can he sneeze?
You can yell too, can't you?
Get yourself a girl and bang that headboard against the wall all night long
Utah Mor(m)ons, for one.
And Lauren's Russian, she's officially allowed to invade Poland.
Passing by Dubienka.
And Lauren's Russian, she's officially allowed to invade Poland.
Passing by Dubienka.
As a matter of fact, they've already rang the door twice to my apartment.
The last time, I was wearing a Jesus-riding-a-motorcycle t-shirt and boxer undies. Loud music playing in the background, and I was drunk.
They ran away.
The last time, I was wearing a Jesus-riding-a-motorcycle t-shirt and boxer undies. Loud music playing in the background, and I was drunk.
They ran away.
My neighbhors were swingers who fuck the couple across the street. They have hot tub parties and pool parties at night in the summer that get out of hand. One night they asked my girlfriend over for some good old fashion ghoul action. That was it, not only did they keep me up with there shenanigans at night but the guys had there sights set on my girlfriend. I have since moved but it was worse than any experience I had in college and I had 4 roommates.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
That must have been weird... maybe you should have gone over and asked them if you could get it on with their wives
Either that or grab a knife, conceal it somehow then walk over smiling and looking friendly then go over to one of the horny little pricks and press the tip of the knife agains his genitals while calmly explaining to him that if he can't keep his limp pecker away from your girlfriend you are going to cut it off and stuff it down his throat. If that doesn't get the point across nothing will 8)
As for having lots of roommates; it can be quite fun for a while, provided that they are good blokes.
Either that or grab a knife, conceal it somehow then walk over smiling and looking friendly then go over to one of the horny little pricks and press the tip of the knife agains his genitals while calmly explaining to him that if he can't keep his limp pecker away from your girlfriend you are going to cut it off and stuff it down his throat
. If that doesn't get the point across nothing will 8) As for having lots of roommates; it can be quite fun for a while, provided that they are good blokes.
Hotel California
Mildly Dipped
I live in a big ol' farm house up on the foothills of the Pennines and should get an awesome view of the whole of the manchester district (what it should look like)
However, my neighbour owns a strip of land right in front of my house! The last occupants of my house got into a big fight with them over hundreds of little things (one resulting in a court order that says we can, now and forever, use his drive (it is the only way to our house)) which resulted in the neighbour planting a row of huge evergreens in front of our house, destroying the view. Pity that.
Its odd, the women is the kind of person that has no job or function in life except to be a petty bitch. She won't let anyone set one foot on her land (she had a fight with another neighbour over a single scaffolding foot that was only a foot or so onto a field she never uses). She has these awful dogs too. They kept getting onto yet another neighbour's land (the owner of a truck comany) who physically threw her off his land and then got some of his boys to slash her tires. This made them make their yard into a compound with high gates and big fences.
And you think your neighbours are bad ...
However, my neighbour owns a strip of land right in front of my house! The last occupants of my house got into a big fight with them over hundreds of little things (one resulting in a court order that says we can, now and forever, use his drive (it is the only way to our house)) which resulted in the neighbour planting a row of huge evergreens in front of our house, destroying the view. Pity that.
Its odd, the women is the kind of person that has no job or function in life except to be a petty bitch. She won't let anyone set one foot on her land (she had a fight with another neighbour over a single scaffolding foot that was only a foot or so onto a field she never uses). She has these awful dogs too. They kept getting onto yet another neighbour's land (the owner of a truck comany) who physically threw her off his land and then got some of his boys to slash her tires. This made them make their yard into a compound with high gates and big fences.
And you think your neighbours are bad ...
My current neighbhor is like the one you have now. He keeps remiding me of my property line even though there is a fence clearly marking it. He gives a shit about 3 inches of turf. I told him where he could stick his 3 inches. He is having the land resurveyed next week. It is going to cost him $500.00 for the survey. HAHAHAHAH!!
If the survey goes badly I will send my cousin, Mickey big mits over to dummy him.
If the survey goes badly I will send my cousin, Mickey big mits over to dummy him.
c0ldst33ltrs4u
Vault Dweller
Damn, man! Are you sure you;re not living in some war zone or something? It sure sounds like that woman can give you hell... it;s true a view is a terrible thing to waste but you could still fix that... get some chems for killing plants and send those bushes to that great big garden in the sky 
This sort of reminds me of the incidents my grandma has had with the neighbors. My grandma lives in a house (over here houses are sort of rare seeing how during the communist era most of the old neighborhoods were torn down to make room for gray, ugly, depressing blocks of flats) and the neighbors to the left and right have built their houses right on the property line. Her house is built on one side of the yard, right next to the neighbor's house, there is virtually no spae left between the two houses. On the other side of the yard there is this vegetable garden that runs the whole length of the house, from the front gate to the fence in the back of the yard. Last year, during the summer, the neighbor on the left, the side with the garden, made some serious repairs on his house and added an extra floor. Now the only way the workers could get the walls on our side up was to set up scaffoldings in our garden. We allowed them to do that although that meant that the garden was wasted that year (the workers left behind quite a mess, plaster, broken bricks and other junk). The law said that when one repairs/rebuilds his house he has to move all the gas pipes on the outside of the house instead of running them through the attic or something. So the neighbor had this brilliant idea: why not run the pipes along the wall that separates us? The law also says that you can't build anything within 5 meters of a gas pipe so that would have meant giving up some building space from our yard, so we said no. He gat upset and started being sort of an ass afterwards. That winter when the first snowfall came my grandma was out shovelling the snow on the sidewalk, it was around 8 AM, and the neighbor sticks his head out the window saying she should cut it out because he can't sleep because of the noise... That guy has some nerve, considering that my grandmother knows him since he was just a little boy and was in pretty good relations with his parents (they died two years ago). Now he has this dog that he keeps locked up in a small pen in the back of the yard that really hates being locked up and is constantly barking and howling... and he feels he is in the position to complain about a bit of noise. F*****g prick!
It sure sounds like that woman can give you hell... it;s true a view is a terrible thing to waste but you could still fix that... get some chems for killing plants and send those bushes to that great big garden in the sky This sort of reminds me of the incidents my grandma has had with the neighbors. My grandma lives in a house (over here houses are sort of rare seeing how during the communist era most of the old neighborhoods were torn down to make room for gray, ugly, depressing blocks of flats) and the neighbors to the left and right have built their houses right on the property line. Her house is built on one side of the yard, right next to the neighbor's house, there is virtually no spae left between the two houses. On the other side of the yard there is this vegetable garden that runs the whole length of the house, from the front gate to the fence in the back of the yard. Last year, during the summer, the neighbor on the left, the side with the garden, made some serious repairs on his house and added an extra floor. Now the only way the workers could get the walls on our side up was to set up scaffoldings in our garden. We allowed them to do that although that meant that the garden was wasted that year (the workers left behind quite a mess, plaster, broken bricks and other junk). The law said that when one repairs/rebuilds his house he has to move all the gas pipes on the outside of the house instead of running them through the attic or something. So the neighbor had this brilliant idea: why not run the pipes along the wall that separates us? The law also says that you can't build anything within 5 meters of a gas pipe so that would have meant giving up some building space from our yard, so we said no. He gat upset and started being sort of an ass afterwards. That winter when the first snowfall came my grandma was out shovelling the snow on the sidewalk, it was around 8 AM, and the neighbor sticks his head out the window saying she should cut it out because he can't sleep because of the noise... That guy has some nerve, considering that my grandmother knows him since he was just a little boy and was in pretty good relations with his parents (they died two years ago). Now he has this dog that he keeps locked up in a small pen in the back of the yard that really hates being locked up and is constantly barking and howling... and he feels he is in the position to complain about a bit of noise. F*****g prick!