Busgirl

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Marek

Mildly Dipped
Ok so first of all hello all!

This is my first post here. I've been reading the forum for quite some time, and I'll spare you the usual "I'm the greatest fallout-fan there is" speach.

On to the topic now.
I have a problem. Or "problem".. I live near a busstop. So, whenever I want to go somewhere, I take bus 117. Sometimes, a girl that I like to call busgirl, has the great idea to take bus 117 at the exact same time as I do. I guess you're all beginning to see where this is going.. Needless to say, busgirl is gorgeous. It seems we have made eye-contact a couple times, but I'm really not too good at noticing that kind of signs.

So, here's my question to you all.

How should I engage in a conversation with her? I don't know anything about the girl.

I'm welcoming all kinds of suggestions here, serious, funny, whatever. :)
 
Sit near her and comment on something she is either wearing (don't be crude), or that she has with her.
 
Ask her out for a brew or something. Make a humourous remark.

Damn. Teh obvious.
 
Ask her romantically to blow you, after having commented on her good looks.

*Edit* Oh ,and B& :twisted:
 
Goferit.

If she isn't willing, use force.
Then drink her blood and sacrifice her eyes to Satan and her heart to Baal.

...

Ignore me, I'm working at a mental asylum. Being surrounded by criminals and psychos must have a bad influence on me.



As for the actual issue: Just fucking try it. Small talk is enough to learn about basic common interests and that'll help finding better topics. Just don't talk about politics, ethics or religion.
No reason not to try it. The worst thing that can happen is that she rejects you and knowing you don't got a chance is better than hating yourself for never having tried.

Then again, why listen to my advice? I'm nearly 20 and still single.
 
Just chat with her some, if its around lunch time and youre hitting it off, ask her if she wants to go get someting with ya (in a public place, of course, unless you plan to take Ashmo's advise, in which case you should post pics/vid)
 
What the fuck was Ashmo's idea? Chat with her? And he should film it? Is that enough to get you off, Psycho? I say go amateur home sex video on her.
 
Ashmo said:
If she isn't willing, use force.
Then drink her blood and sacrifice her eyes to Satan and her heart to Baal.
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That's what he was referring to...

On topic: Just say you're in a band, always worked for me. Of course you have to actually be in a band...
 
Lord Inquisitor Baboonius said:
What the fuck was Ashmo's idea? Chat with her? And he should film it? Is that enough to get you off, Psycho? I say go amateur home sex video on her.
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I think he's talking about my initial idea: raping her and sacrificing her eyes and heart and all that.

I think that's considered a crime in some countries tho.
 
Who talked about killing her?

Oh, right. The heart. I always forget about the heart.
 
Ashmo said:
As for the actual issue: Just fucking try it. Small talk is enough to learn about basic common interests and that'll help finding better topics. Just don't talk about politics, ethics or religion.
No reason not to try it. The worst thing that can happen is that she rejects you and knowing you don't got a chance is better than hating yourself for never having tried.
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That's the kind of plan of action I was planning on using. Now that I've got some kind of idea, one problem remains. Actually growing big enough balls to do it.. :)
 
Oh trust me, genitalia have nothing to do with it.

Unless you're talking about my first suggestion.
 
You could always just punch her in the base of the skull. I fifnd that whenever i do that to people the conversation seems more natural and tents to progress much more quickly and far less akwordly.

Of course, This could ruin any chance of getting a date out of it, unless she likes it rough.
 
Well Marek, what is the worse that can happen? Even if things don't go well, you really haven't lost anything.

I guess the best advice I can give about being nervous is to relax. Whatever works for you, exercise, meditation, anything that works. Basically loosen yourself out before going to talk to her.
 
Elissar said:
You could always just punch her in the base of the skull. I fifnd that whenever i do that to people the conversation seems more natural and tents to progress much more quickly and far less akwordly.
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Right on. Poke her with your dick once she's on the ground too. Now THAT'S my style. Finally someone with a sensible suggestion. Phew! 8)
 
Big T said:
Tell her you posted about her on an internet forum.
That'll impress her.
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:rofl:

Just ask her where she happens to be headed since you see her so often. Then try to make relative conversations about where your going and what makes you and her alike. It should progress naturally if your lucky.

Either that or turn to her and drop your pants. If she smiles that's good...if she laughs thats bad.

Da Ladies Man,
The Vault Dweller
 
A few more ideas:

-Fake a terrorist attack on the bus line, then talk to her when you're waiting for a bus that will never come.
-Really attack the bus line. See above.
-Memorise the bus timetable, so if she asks when the bus is due, you can tell her. Woo Hoo.
-Fake a seisure at the bus stop. If you're lucky, she knows CPR.
-Take a cocktail of drugs so you can really have a seizure at the bus stop. If you're lucky, she'll visit you in hospital.
-Kidnap her and hide her in your cellar. Amputate her arms and legs so she's completely dependant on you.
-Pay somebody to attempt to mug/kidnap her, then valiantly fight them off.
-Ask her if she comes here often.
-Get a male escort to be your "boyfriend", girls always seem to like gay men. (Failing this, carry around a copy of OK, Vogue or some other crap like that, that should fool her).
-Pay a female escort to be your "girlfriend", treat her like crap at the bus stop. Bus Girl will suddenly like you, as all women seem to like men who treat them like crap.
-"Borrow" somebody's puppy. Girls love puppies.
-"Borrow" somebody's baby. Girls love babies.
-Start using another bus, possibly one with "PRISON" written on the side. (Only necessary if you actually followed any of the previous suggestions).

Damn, I'm in a stupid mood. Ignore me.
 
Hehe cool ideas Big T. I especially liked the terrorist attack scenario. :lol:

I was thinking I could try being drunk, as that would make it a lot easier. But then I would have to be drunk every day until the next time our paths cross, as I have no idea when that might be, and that would end up being quite expensive on the long term. :? Oh and some people here at home might not appreciate the idea either.. :)
 
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