Busgirl

Dude, you KNOW your family will stop caring about you being drunk after a few weeks. Either that, or they'll kick you out. In which case you can live in the bus, and never miss a chance to see her.
 
who talked about you? she had to be drunk...

I can only repeat Ashmo: Just fucking try it!
the worst thing that can happen is she kicks you in your balls

Hey, if you can play an instrument carry it with you, it works.
I never have done that on purpose, but it is impressive how friendly and impressed some girls are if you carry a fucking gutitar with you (and playing "Lady in black" on a bus stop will make her rape you :lol:)
 
Member of Khans said:
who talked about you? she had to be drunk...
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No, He had to be drunk. Maybe your intense germanity has grown shit in your eyes. *sigh*


Hey, if you can play an instrument carry it with you, it works.
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Does than include the piano?
 
Write a 3D engine in COBOL and use it to develop a game superior to Half Life 2 in every way.

Oh, right, you're trying to impress a girl, not God.

All the advice I can give you is... no, fuck it, I'm tired of giving good advice nobody appreciates. You want to get into her pants? Club her to death and make love to her corpse. At least corpses don't sweat or have PMS.
 
You gotta be all like "What up, bitch." Then she'll be like "Oh, nothin. I got 10 minutes if you got 10 dollas."

Then you make sweet love in the alley.

At least, that's the normal experience I have with girls I see at bus stops.
 
Malkavian said:
You gotta be all like "What up, bitch." Then she'll be like "Oh, nothin. I got 10 minutes if you got 10 dollas."

Then you make sweet love in the alley.

At least, that's the normal experience I have with girls I see at bus stops.
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Well he did say this woman is "very sexy" so I wouldnt be surprised...

Thats a good reminder Malky.

Hey, have something that shows you have lots of money. Expensive clothes, jewelry, or just go through your wallet in front of her. Women are attracted to a Man's power like Men are attracted to Women's beauty. It may not be "real" love that way, but it sure nets lots of meaningless sex...

(folds bills),
The Vault Dweller
 
-- Imagine how cute your bus stop girl will look in 40 years from now and embrace solitude.

-- Take your digital camera with you and a hundred dollars, and tell her that you are a talentscout for a site called "Bus Stop Sluts" or "Bus Stop Bangers".

-- Show her your weener and masturbate in front of her. (Hey, it works for me.)

-- Become a busdriver and kidnap her.

-- Act as if you were a retard and just grab her titties.

-- Ask some friends to hold her down while you butt rape her.
 
alec said:
-- Act as if you were a retard and just grab her titties.
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Hehe that's just gold, rather short-termed relationship though.. :lol:

I'm seeing a lot of psycho/pr0n-fiend approaches in the last few posts, wonder if any of them might work.. :twisted:
 
I've got a similar problem, except the girl I see all the time is not very attractive, and I do not want to get to know her. Despite these facts, she still feels like it is necessary to "get to know me". I am a fairly good conversationalist, and for the most part pretty friendly, but her words feel so scripted. If she was teh hawt, I would forgive her, but alas, she is not. I do live in Utah, where all of the Mormons feel as if they need to be friendly to everyone. Personally, I think there should be people that you dislike, because it makes the people that you like that much more special (cheesy, I know)

BTW: Don't masturbate in front of her, simply combine the stalking idea and masturbation idea (from a distance) idea and see if you still like her after you've mentally sodomized her.
 
At least you're sure that your busgirl actually wants to learn to know you. :) Too bad she ain't got the looks though hehe. :?

I wish we could have them swap brains or something.. :)

edit: I fear this whole "brain-swapping" idea might be taken to new levels.. :twisted:
 
act with class and be a gentleman.All Girls like this, if she doesn't it means she's a slut. After, you'll get to know her and be more councious of her preferences.
 
Why dont you just admit that by Busgirl you mean "Guy i met tn the alley." And that by "the looks" you mean that he has Downs syndrome. And of course by "rideing the bus" you really mean "Rideing that guy like he was the short bus with the flavored windows."

Just admit it, Busgirl is jebus.
 
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