Ozrat, my intelligent friend, if that cave means so much to you, then you may by all means have it, but please make sure you don't wear the Boots, because then i would have to send Nine Dark Ghouls (also known az Naz-Ghouls) to recover the Boots by force, and neither of us would want that. i would like to contact your agent, but i can't, because i don't want the wandering Chosen One (mysterious Arrogorn of Arroyo) to intercept the call and come kick my ass. the reason the Boots smell so badly is because they were previously worn by some ugly foul-smelling little ghoul midget-thing who calls himself "Ghoul-lum"(they say his real name is Smell-agoll) and who found the boots by pure luck, in the belly of a dead gecko he fished out of a radioactive river. he smelled so badly that the Boots got tired of it, left one night(for these Boots are so powerful they have their own will!) and hid in the locker of your cave. so now you know how the Boots got there, and why they smell so foul. i strongly advise against wearing them, not only because their dark powers corrupt the wearer's soul, but also because green rubber is totally out this spring.
glory to the rats! praise the Ratty! gegen Nazi!