Champions

Are corgis awesome?

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This dog, a Welsh Corgi Pembroke named Scotty Kusy Tobibears has just earned his last CWC and can now be called "Sir Scott" as he will now receive the title of Polish Champion.

I'm curious, anyone else here goes to Dog Shows/has pets with achievements?
 
Funny thing Mik.

When I see the word "Champions" I think of the song "We are the Champions" by Queen, fronted by Freddie Mercury, who was hopelessly gay- which is probably true of both this thread and the notion of taking a dog to a dog show.

Makes ya wonder.

Anyway- Corgis are not "real dogs." Real dogs eat cats. But anyway, congrats on your pooch winning the award. Whose idea was it to force a helpless animal into a festival of human vanity?
 
generalissimofurioso said:
Before I watched Cowboy Bebop I'd probably say no.

I wish I had a dog like Ein...
hahahaha ....same here !
i have nothing against Corgis but i am allergic to the word "Champion" ....anybody knows why ?
Guess right and i'll give you a :cookie: !
 
Are corgis usefull for anything besides winning dog shows or being pets? Like guards/hunting/herding/eating etc? Just curious, cause they seem very small.

Besides that, dog shows are fun, lots of dog owners there, that you can talk dog with. And if the show is big enough you can usually buy fun stuff, along with picking upp some tips on how to train the dogs.
 
Corgis (Cardigans and Pembrokes) are born herding dogs, Scott passed his Herding Instinct test a while ago:

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Cardigans, originally used in mountainous terrain are stronger and more independent, since they had to herd the sheep by themselves. Pembrokes are team players and operate best when in conjunction with a human herder.

Why are they so small? Simple. Corgis also herd cattle and, well, they have to be lowriders since a bovine hoof is lethal when applied to the head of a corgi. Natural selection - all corgis with normal height were killed off when herding.

Corgis are also lovable and outgoing dogs, especially Pembrokes. They quickly integrate themselves into a family and become its members. They are also quick learners and listen carefully. Basically, the definition of an attention whore - they thrive on human attention and care, and really like to show off their skills whenever somebody watches.

Really, you need moar corgis people.

Vault 13, Kvatch?

A propos festival of human vanity - not wholly true, as it's also a business - Scott is a certified walking gene bank, a biological inseminator. A succesful impregnation, once confirmed, yields c.a. 600 Euro AND the bitch visits the dog, not the other way round.

Puppies also are worth around 600 Euro and each litter is between three and five puppies. Usually a bitch gives birth two to three times during her life.

Also, Dog Shows are a great opportunity to meet new people, get in touch with old friends and for dogs to socialize.

I <3 Corgis
 
This dog has a distinguished "Help meeeee" look on his stylish mug.

Coincidentally, i was looking for a fur cap.

Also, no.
 
To be fair, many small dogs are also hunting dogs- some were used to enter burrows and dig out foxes and other critters-

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Weiner dog and Badger hunter.

So Mik- what you are really saying is that the dog show is really a business opportunity for you to pimp your dog?

My wife and I can't have small dogs- although I would like to get a beagle-
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She want's a shepherd-
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We will probably settle on a retreaver-
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- Golden

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Yellow Lab

or
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Black.


But if I ever make enough money- New Guinea Singing dog-
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Guinea_Singing_Dog
It would be cool to be part of an effort that saved a species of dog from extinction.
 
i'll take a purebred belgian Malinois (police/army) dog over your shitty little sausage with paws any day. ;)
 
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Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Welsh, in my experience beagles are dumb, egotistical little attention whores and not very good with children.

Labs are awesome dogs, 'tho. Not too smart but very loyal, playful and obedient.

Retrivers are nice, too, they can be pretty smart and good with kids.

Dogs are awesome.
 
Honestly- long term dream- to raise New Guinea Singing Dogs.

I like the idea of a dog that sings "A Louie-Louie, hey Louie.... ya gotta go now.. woe-woe-woe-woe woe..."

I am sure the neighbors will love it.
 
Wow VD, that puts a whole new meaning to "Doggy Style"

I wonder if the dogs consented?

EDIT:
I forgot to mention, I voted gay. Mostly because I only like dogs that would bite other dogs during a dog show.
 
Pets can't carry achievements, n00b, only Orderites can.

Also, I hate dogs and wish death upon them all. They are vile creatures with no business living amongst us. <3
 
Luke said:
Also, I hate dogs and wish death upon them all. They are vile creatures with no business living amongst us. <3
:rofl:

Luke ...you once gave the most interesting statement about animals :

"Animals are for eating" by Luke
 
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