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Any Homer HendelBergenHeinzels on this forum?
 
He got it from here.

I'm not sure, but I don't think they get Jay Leno in the Neverlands. This is the internet we're talking about here, not American entertainment shows. There's ton more funny stuff out here than there is that gets sent to Jay.

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LoOzrat said:
I'm not sure, but I don't think they get Jay Leno in the Netherlands.

Ozrat, I'd change that statement QUICK

Blade is Belgian, not Dutch. Most Dutchies and Belgians take heavy offense at being confused for one another. Dunno why, they just do.

And no, we don't get Jay Leno. Thank God.
 
Kharn said:
LoOzrat said:
I'm not sure, but I don't think they get Jay Leno in the Netherlands.

Ozrat, I'd change that statement QUICK

Blade is Belgian, not Dutch. Most Dutchies and Belgians take heavy offense at being confused for one another. Dunno why, they just do.

And no, we don't get Jay Leno. Thank God.

Those of you that get CNBC-europe or NBC-germany do get to watch it, on satellite or cable.
 
Briosafreak said:
Kharn said:
LoOzrat said:
I'm not sure, but I don't think they get Jay Leno in the Netherlands.

Ozrat, I'd change that statement QUICK

Blade is Belgian, not Dutch. Most Dutchies and Belgians take heavy offense at being confused for one another. Dunno why, they just do.

And no, we don't get Jay Leno. Thank God.

Those of you that get CNBC-europe or NBC-germany do get to watch it, on satellite or cable.

Oh, then we do get it, I just refuse to watch it.

I think I have CNBC-Europe. I just never pay attention to it.
 
Well, it's on at 10:30 pm eastern virtually every weekday, but that's -5 in timezones. Wouldn't that be in the wee hours for you folks, or is everything delayed by 19 hours just for you guys?

This is an example of what happens whenever you try to introduce American concepts outside of the northern Western Hemisphere...

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It also has Conan at the weekends, like Leno`s show, that isn`t all that bad, even if it was much better in the old days, when he had a sidekick, and particularly prior to 9/11, after that he became a bit more politically correct.
 
Conan O'Brien is the best host. Evar.

Previously he was a writer for Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons. Yeah, the show was a lot more dynamic when Andy Ritcher was still the sidekick, but he still has pwnage.

He's where Truimph, the insult comic dog originated from.

Normally he's on right after Leno, but I'm guessing everything is fucked up for the European NBC.

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Briosafreak said:
that dog is good..FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Now seriously, those days were great, but Jon Stewart pwns Conan.

Sorry, friend, but Craig Kilborn owns Jon Stewart...Craig Kilborn is Jon Stewart's daddy. I mean, come on, 5 questions? He's the best interviewer ever! Craig Kilborn is a late-night genius.

You know that I'm right, so don't bother arguing. You'd just be wasting your time...time that would be better spent watching Craig Kilborn, of course.

--'Boner

P.S. Conan O'Brein has nothing to do with Triumph; it's all Rob Smiegel's doing... you know, the Ambiguously Gay Duo guy.
 
Craig Kilborn? You mean the guy who's following David Letterman? Oh yeah, that guy's in a prime time spot. :roll: Honestly, that dude is so bad I would rather watch the ads for Conan Obrien rather than to flip the channel over to CBS to see what Craig was up to. And this was back when I only got four channels over an antenae. That's how unpopular he is in my zone.
 
Kharn said:
LoOzrat said:
I'm not sure, but I don't think they get Jay Leno in the Netherlands.

Ozrat, I'd change that statement QUICK

Blade is Belgian, not Dutch. Most Dutchies and Belgians take heavy offense at being confused for one another. Dunno why, they just do.

And no, we don't get Jay Leno. Thank God.

I know this is an old thread, but I've been kind of away for awhile and I was just checking some of the old stuff and hey... I find some damn pesky rat making fun of my nationality. Well, I ought to take my Beretta 470 Silverhawk and blow your little thingie off.

Nah. I hate violence. But Kharn is right: do not compare a Belgian with a Dutchman. Don't. Ever. That's like comparing excellent and world famous chocolat (=Belgians) with sweetened mayonaise (=Dutchies). Yeah, that's like comparing an outrageous variety of excellent and often very rare beer (=Belgians) with that world famous piss that you can buy in every goddamn night shop in da world for like one f****** dollar, hm, what's it called, oh yeah, Heineken or something (=Dutchies).

Nationality is a very sensitive thing in Belgium, though (it is in most parts of da world, I suppose). I myself do not even like to be called a Belgian. Belgium might just be da biggest little country in da world, but I do not feel Belgian at all. I wonder if anyone here really does. Most people will either say they are from the Flanders (the Dutch speaking majority in the northern half of the country) or they will say they are from 'la Wallonie' (the French speaking peasants in the southern half of the country). So, to make myself perfectly clear: I'm Flemish. Flemish. Flemish. Flemish.

Oh, and yes: I have CNBC. And yes: I've already seen Jay Leno once or twice. He makes me want to punch him in da face. No kidding. Then, a few weeks ago, I meet my sister and we're talking and talking and talking - you know how it goes - and suddenly we're talking about Jay Leno and I ask my sister what she thinks about him and guess what? She says: 'He makes me want to punch him in da face.' Yeah. I think that has more to do with Jay Leno's face than with some genitical disorder in my family.

BWAH!
 
Yeah, Craig Kilborne's not that great. But if any of you saw that 'mandana' episode... know that I was laughing my ass off. But Conan O'Brian still pwnz him. Bigtime.

And yeah, nationality mixups suck. I seldom am the victim of them, but I am guilty of it, and it makes me feel like a jack@$5.
 
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