CHICAGO WINS WORLD SERIES!

J

John Uskglass

Venerable Relic of the Wastes
We just messed with Texas.

As a matter of fact, we took a massive dump on Texas, hit it in the face with a baseball bat, and then fucked it's girlfriend and mother in one round.

FUCK YES! TAKE THAT! CHICAGO! YEAH!
 
So with the defeat of Texas and the success of a Northern American City does this mean you'll be pro-liberal now?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
A pointless event with a pointless outcome.

With fans who are much too loud. Celebrating, though they contribute nothing to the effort, all which only serves the purpose of breaking them out of the mediocrity that defines their life.
 
Since when did being from Chicago mean a damn thing in your life? Why is it called the 'World Series' if it takes place only in the USA with American teams? Since when did you contribute anything to the effort of multimillion dollar athletes hitting a small ball past a predetermined length of terrain?

Yet, I digress I suppose.
 
Dude. I've lived in Chicago 15 of my 17 years. I know the city like I know my erect penis. It's more then my home, it's my gentleman lover.
 
That's a rather odd thing to say, CCR. I would consider it important if the situation resembled that of the Green & Blues. Not completely trivial, such as it is.

Besides, I would think the world would be for the better with the modern slaughter of tens of thousands of sports fans.
 
Do they just call it "World Series" or are there actually groups participating that aren't North American?
 
Wooot! My left thumb won a glorious victory over my right thumb in teh first annual WORLD SERIES LOL1!1!!1 of thumb wrestling! Everybody in the world rejoice immediately at the fall of TEH EVEL right thumb!
 
Mikey said:
In fact, what sport is the World Series?
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Seconded. It'll probably be one of those queer American sports, like base-ball or eating junk food.
 
Well, there are Canadian Teams playing too.

Although they are mostly just placeholders; a convenient method of subverting Canadian 'culture'(bwahahah!) for its eventual annexation.
 
It's funny CHW were my team growing up... and even i barely give a shit that they won the World Series. if you ask me baseball needs to take a hint from hockey and change the rules to create more scoring.
 
I don't know, the trouble I have with sports is the constant trading. I loved the Atlanta Braves in the 90s (when I actually watched professional sports) and recently found out that 90% of all the players I liked have moved to other teams. If players were traded less, it would give more a feel like they were actually playing for the TEAM, and not for the check that comes in the mail (or however they get paid their millions). Mmmm I'll stick with college sports if I want to watch sports :).
 
Baseball sucks. I once asked Jesus if he played baseball and he blew my fucking nuts off with a portable MG-42. If Jesus doesn't like baseball, neither should you.
 
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