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Pope Viper

Pope Viper

This ghoul has seen it all
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Allrighty, I know this won't apply to 99.9 percent of you youngsters out there, but I'd like to hear from any of you gentlemen who do have kids, specifically, ones that are around the 2-2.5 year age range.

I need some commiseration.
 
Perv.

Last night was fun, I walk into Abby's room to make sure she's covered up, and she decided to strip herself. Real fun trying to put a diaper on a kid who's dead weight from sleeping.
 
Man, you need to establish that you have a young child before stating that a girl named Abby is stripping.
 
what a cutey...

but monsters are often good at hiding their true nature. (especially when cameras are around)
 
Wuss. Think she's bad now? Wait until she's 4 and wants to take over your computer and thinks it's funny to throw balls at you when you're walking down the stairs. :P
 
She's so friggin' cute.

Really.

My sister has two of those.

And she says it's hell.

:roll:

You know: one day, when she's a little older, she'll be giving guys blowjobs and she'll be smoking weed and she'll be experimenting with "rear" sex and she'll be having suckers lick her toes and she'll be swallowing cum and being really, really dirty and all. :roll:

Gawd... they should make drugs that keep them young and angelic. :(

Nice kid, Pope. You must have good semen. :ok:

-- <strike>Azure Stone</strike> alec
 
alec said:
Gawd... they should make drugs that keep them young and angelic. :(
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... You disturb me.

alec said:
You know: one day, when she's a little older, she'll be giving guys blowjobs and she'll be smoking weed and she'll be experimenting with "rear" sex and she'll be having suckers lick her toes and she'll be swallowing cum and being really, really dirty and all.
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We'll have WW3 before that time comes, so don't worry. If the time does come, it'll all be worth it to literally scare the shit out of her pursuers. I suggest buying a large caliber handgun.
 
Thank you for the kind compliments (even though Alec has scared me as well).

Oh yea, there's going to be weaponry involved. Large caliber weaponry. And I'm a pretty big guy, so intimidation is going to be an added bonus.
 
haha, well i suggest that you remember this phase
"I'm watchin you boy. You better have her home WELL before curfew. ...or i'll come lookin fer ya" :evil:

OR!

"The wife aint been given me any, and if i learned one thing from being locked up. It's how to use people that piss me off to my "advantage." Btw, how much do you weigh?"

LMFAO :mrgreen:

Btw, cute kid man. Congrats to all your successes, and may you have many more in the future

lol, 1st post away from my pit :mrgreen:
 
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