Chocolate Worker falls into Vat

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Kenosha - An ordinary night's work at the chocolate company turned dangerous for Darmin Garcia early today when he fell into a vat of the molten goo and was trapped for more than two hours.
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Duder got dipped.
 
RUN_LIKE_HELL said:
Asked if he still had a taste for the stuff, premium or not, Garcia said: "Not so much anymore."
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LOL, no shit !
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well, actually, overhere in belgium all chocolat factories have an 'all you can eat' policy. this is however calculated.

people get sick & tired of chocolat very rapidly & this means no chocolatloving mofo will try to get his chocolat fix in the middle of the productionproces (thereby contaminating it).

i've got 2 friends who work at Callebaut and Cote D'Or. neither of them eats chocolat anymore.
 
If only a lightning bolt, or radioactive meteorite could have struck the vat at the same time, we would have a super villian on our hands.
 
In further news, Darmin Garcia has mutated into a large green beast, resembling that of fiction works known as "The Hulk".

The chocolate manufacturers have admitted to using prohibited plutonium rods on the base of their chocolate vats in order to expand the chocolate artifically, thus creating more bars of chocolate for nearly half the price.

Experts believe that Darmin Garcia most likely resembles that of the supermutant of the popular yet, mostly ignored video-game "Fallout" in a comical reference to when the main character can be 'dipped into the vats, and turned into a supermutant.'

More news at 10.
 
erhm.. ok, so the cops busts in and there is one guy drenched in chocolate and one without his pants on :?:
 
monsharen said:
erhm.. ok, so the cops busts in and there is one guy drenched in chocolate and one without his pants on :?:
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Makes you wonder how long it took them to convince the cops that this was not what it looked like.
 
After successful marketing of dark chocolate and white chocolate, someone decided to have a go at hispanic chocolate?
 
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