Cobra's new supreme commander : Wooz

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Mohrg

Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Or just get drafted for the US-A and hopefully go to Ft. Benning....

Mohrg :twisted:
 
Or join the ranks of my sprawling terrorist organization : COBRA

Maybe I'll let you into the Crimson guard ;)
 
The Gi Joe victories documented everywhere are just a few selected ones. A part of Gi Joe Capitalist Propaganda of The System, to make people join armed forces worldwide.
 
Does the gentleman Wooz take questions from the floor? I'll go ahead anyway, *ahem*.

Where does COBRA draw on the immense capital needed to maintain a mercenary army, army bases strategically located around the world, and technology not even available to Governments? Furthermore, how does this organization recoup the loses from all the Military Bases and Laboratories that GI Joe destroys? Surely no insurance company covers COBRA?"
 
Drug cartel, pimping, mail delivery brides, internet porn.... you name it he's in there

Oh! and let'S not forget Beanie Babys.
 
I had Action Force action figures. Can't remember the name of the enemy organization, though, but they looked neat, like German soldiers but in crimson red uniforms. Hehe. My dad loved them.

COBRA is a stupid name for a terrorst organization. It's cliché.
 
Yeah, and "Blade Runner" is a stupid, cliche'd username. :twisted: ;)

Kotario said:
Where does COBRA draw on the immense capital needed to maintain a mercenary army, army bases strategically located around the world, and technology not even available to Governments?
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Besides the income mentioned by UJ, our brilliant lawyers have developed a way to privatize oxygen and sell it to rich capitalist government swines. Not to mention international turnip export at unique prizes.

The army bases are a direct result of our financial capital administration, and most of the technology is stolen from high-tec research labs. The fact that governments don't develop that kind of tech before us has a quite simple explanation: we blow up the labs after we steal the tech.

Kotario said:
Furthermore, how does this organization recoup the loses from all the Military Bases and Laboratories that GI Joe destroys? Surely no insurance company covers COBRA?"
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First off, most of the so called Imperialist "victories" are turned in Hollywood. As I Mentioned before, it's all system propaganda. The rest of the losses are quickly balanced out thanks to our turnip export economic strategies.
 
Your your nothing more than a pack of theives, murderer's, liers and communists.

Lets face it "comrad" You havent a chance at winning..
 
So you're going to finance part of this scheme with turnips, eh? :wiggle:

Good luck. :lol:
 
Elissar said:
Your your nothing more than a pack of theives, murderer's, liers and communists.

Lets face it "comrad" You havent a chance at winning..
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And the joes are nothing more than a pack of thieves, mass murderers, liers, brainwashers and imperialists.

Let's face it, "Ubergruppenfuhrer", you haven't got a chance in winning.

:twisted:

Special "turnips", Blade, special. *nudge*
 
COBRA spraypaints on the wall of freedom! Is it up to GI JOE to clean up that wall and punish the vandals.

Hey, if turnips can be an allusion, this is a valid metaphor.
 
Hey, if I join COBRA, can I command your flying carrier thingy?

My qualifications are short and simple: The ability to completely suspend my disbelief.

Hail Cobra!
 
Sure, but first you have to prove your worth, blowing up something. The White house will do.

Now now, I know you have access to a chemistry lab, so go ahead and provide us with nitric acid and toluene.
 
-rummages about the lab-

hmm, we only have 300mL of HCl, no nitric acid or toluene :(

:lighten:

However, found in freezer:

measles
influenza
Hepatitis C
Simian Virus 5 (RSV)
Respiratory syncytial virus (RSV)
Adenovirus
tools for gene recombination

I elect myself the COBRA biological weapons officer! :violent: :twisted: :silly:
 
So how do you join this COBRA thingy?

Do you have to pass some sort of intiation rite?

*Kneels down and gets ready*
 
Jebus said:
So how do you join this COBRA thingy?

Do you have to pass some sort of intiation rite?

*Kneels down and gets ready*
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Well, Wooz told me before my initiation that you need a skill that you can bring to the organization. In the case of PS, that would be Cannon Fodder, but everyone else needs some skill or talent.

Oh, and if you offer to give oral pleasure as well, Wooz will use extra vasoline for the initiation rite itself. :oops: :?
 
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