CT Phipps
Carbon Dated and Proud
In all seriousness though, I'd have preferred to have found the submarine half marooned and everyone on board dead. And instead of finding the Captain as a ghoul you find the crew all dead and you piece together what happened from the environment.
It's like the Kid in the Fridge thing. No one can seriously expect to believe the Captain stayed down in that sub for the last 200 years, nor that Raiders attacked so often he could steal their food.
Then there's no actual story or plot. Whereas confronting the man who murdered all your friends, family, and neighbors is actually an interesting one.
The Sole Survivor is literally the only person on the planet fit to judge the Captain for his actions.