Erich van Loon
Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?
God damn it. You're making me feel old. Its Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
I knew that, but he's using it as an Arthur Fist Meme.
God damn it. You're making me feel old. Its Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget.
The Gunners as a viable option for the main quest.
Now we already talked about how the raiders should have been an option to solve the main quest right from the start.
The same could be said about the Gunners. Of course, in-game they're just another band of raiders and always hostile, but as a proper band of mercenaries they should have been a proper option to find (press x to) SHAAUUUUN as well. They're a well connected outfit with bases all over the Commonwealth and apparently a lot of resources, they would have been easily able to help you track down the Institute.
But of course they're just reskinned raiders, because thinking is hard.
Gunners = Raiders. Again, because writing is hard, and Toddler needs his hookers and blow.Raiders=Awesome.
Gunners=Suck.
Just saying.
Gunners = Raiders. Again, because writing is hard, and Toddler needs his hookers and blow.
What do you expect, can't not-half-arse anything in Fallout 4. Every single good idea or interesting concept must be ruined by laziness. I think that was their top design creed.What's interesting is they do seem to have an origin story with the School Vault but it's not really explicitly linked.
The Gunners can fly Vertibirds, did they have flight simulators in Vault 75?
Maybe they looted them off of theI was wondering about that. Did they take over an intact military base, assemble their own from parts, or did the Vault have post-war technologies stored in them for some reason?
Gwinnett brewery probably had a few dozen in stock as part of a military-sponsored marketing campaign or whatever. Because apparently every bumfuck got the latest military hardware if they just asked nicely.
The difference is that in-game there's no difference between Gunners and raiders. Both simply attack on sight, because that's exactly what a bunch of regimented soldiers with a clear chain of command would do when they're a mercenary group living off contracts.Much like Caesar's Legion, if you're going to be a bunch of regimented soldiers with a clear chain of command and goals then you might as well not be a Raider at all.
There was a well-written blog post that tore apart PHP a few years back, entitled "PHP: A Fractal of Bad Design". And that phrase keeps popping into my head when I think about FO4. The more you look at it, the worse it gets and the deeper it goes.God, I should get this fucking Fallout 4 review out of my system so I can finally put this piece of shit to rest. The more I think about it the more it pisses me off. That amount of half-assing can't be accidental anymore. Bethesda is maliciously dumb.
There was a well-written blog post that tore apart PHP a few years back, entitled "PHP: A Fractal of Bad Design". And that phrase keeps popping into my head when I think about FO4. The more you look at it, the worse it gets and the deeper it goes.
Unless you think there will be some catharsis from the experience, just move on.
I am honestly curious about what goes on at Bethesda, though. Are they as untalented, sloppy, and unprofessional as they appear via their products? Are there evil management overlords ruining the hard work of good developers? Is there a cult of bad taste and mass kool-aid consumption?