Fallout 3 DLC Buyer's Guide

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Our hosts at UGO have written an incredibly asinine editorial "buyer's guide" for Fallout 3's DLCs, which essentially reads like "if it has cool guns and perks, it's worth the money". No idea how that works...<blockquote>Broken Steel

The Skinny: Broken Steel is worth the 800 Microsoft Point asking price alone for letting players continue their journey through the wastes after the events in the Jefferson Memorial. But like a Billy Mays offer, there’s more! Broken Steel also raises the level cap from 20 to 30, meaning all the XP you keep earning once you hit level 20 go towards something useful, like ya know, leveling up.

Oh, and you get to play through a new set of missions and nab some sweet weapons like the Tri-Beam Laser Rifle and square off against behemoth Super Mutant Overlords.

The Verdict: Even if you’re usually DLC aversive, Broken Steel is a no-brainer must-have if only for the higher level cap and the ability to venture into the wastes once Project Purity is activated. The addition of more achievements and quests is just icing on the Fancy Lads Snack Cake.</blockquote>Seriously? It's worth 10 dollars to raise the level cap and venture into the wastes without it adding anything else? I think we've found our target audience, guys, gullible as hell and with deep pockets.<blockquote>Operation Anchorage

The Skinny: Taking players back in the Fallout universe’s timeline, Operation Anchorage is a computer simulation mission that charges you to take Alaska back from the hands of its Commie squatters. What’s cool about Operation Anchorage is just how different the pack feels compared to the main game. Mission objectives are doled out sequentially, so it ends up feeling a lot like Goldeneye or Call of Duty compared to other DLC packs. Hell, if your speech skill is high enough you can even talk the Chinese general into committing hara-kiri!

The Verdict: Operation Anchorage contains some of the best weapons and armor in the Fallout universe. The Frostbite Brotherhood Armor has higher damage resistance than the “official” suit you get at the end of the main quest. And don’t forget about the Gauss Rifle, either. 100 damage per shot? Yes please!</blockquote>Spotted on GameBanshee.
 
You can talk the Chinese general into comitting hara-kiri?

PC: Dude, you gotta kill yourself.
Chinese General: Wh...why? Just because you killed all my troops single-handed and penetrated all of my camp's defenses? NEVER!! I will fight you to my last breath!!
PC: Please?
CG: Ah, shit. OK, but this is the last time, don't expect me to do it again, alright?
PC: Thanks man. Later.
 
so it ends up feeling a lot like Goldeneye or Call of Duty compared to other DLC packs.

If I wanted to play Goldeneye or Call of Duty (which I don't) I would. You see, people (well some) bought Fallout 3 because it was FALLOUT 3. Too bad its nothing like the originals though...

Hell, if your speech skill is high enough you can even talk the Chinese general into committing hara-kiri!

Uh, Seppuku (harakiri) is a Japanese ritual. I've never heard of Seppuku specifically being done outside of Japan... :?

Anyway, I own the PS3 version, and I got to say at first I was a little pissed off that PS3 players wouldn't get to play the DLC until, what now... September? But the more and more I keep reading about the DLC, the more I don't want to even bother.

I was considering getting the GOTY edition when it came out for PS3, but now I'm going to spend my money on Demon's Souls instead.
 
Do the chinese actually perform ritual suicide? Being a japanese word I thought this was only a japanese idea. I also thought that the japanese replaced the term hara-kiri with seppuku.
 
If someone wants to pay $10 to get a more powerful weapon that could just has well have been in the game to begin with, someone should probably point out the existence of modding to him.
 
EnglishMuffin said:
Do the chinese actually perform ritual suicide? Being a japanese word I thought this was only a japanese idea. I also thought that the japanese replaced the term hara-kiri with seppuku.
I hate to be one of those know-it-all "but actually" guys. But actually AFAIK hara-kiri literally means "belly cut" (as there is also "kubi-kiri" meaning "neck-cut), suppuku is in refrence to the very specific ritualized ceremony samurai did back in the day. Like all things Japanese they can't even kill themselves without some overly long, drawn out anal OCD ceremony. Drama Queens.

Knowing the official Chinese line towards all things Japanese, they'd never admit such a parallel, purely out of spite. Especially in a post WWII era world.



Off Topic: Either way you call it Suppuku, Hara-Kiri, it's one of the most intense movies I've ever seen in my life. If you need something to occupy yourself for a few hours, and you have the ability to put 2 and 2 together, watch it immediately.
 
As disappointed as I was with O:A, I do have to defend it a bit. O:A should be viewed through the lens of awareness that the simulation is the child of a psychotic general who also wanted to defeat the "Reds" with a giant, jingoistic robot.

Writing that has made me realize just how much better O:A would be if Chase had been created as a competent and intelligent individual who believed that an accurate and challenging simulation would best prepare soldiers for future military campaigns.
 
Granted I will never play any of these, but the "It's just a simulation" aploogy is as lazy as "It was all just a dream".

It's the poor man's writer's carte blanche.
 
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The problem with that line of argument is that it renders the entire simulation pointless and only a vehicle for getting the cool stuff at the end.
It was originally marketed as a DLC providing a look at a pre-war event so you would expect it to be realistic. Chase is so bonkers it's surprising he managed to stay a general.

On a related note I have seen people argue that this is why the soldiers are so stupid in the simulation but that's obviously the "special" a.i :P
 
Talking the General into killing himself was as lame as talking President Eden into killing himself. No nuance to it at all. It basically goes like this:

"You should just kill yourself!"

"Ok!"
 
If someone wants to pay $10 to get a more powerful weapon that could just has well have been in the game to begin with, someone should probably point out the existence of modding to him.

What's that "modding" you speak of and how do I buy it for my Xbox?
 
Ausir said:
What's that "modding" you speak of and how do I buy it for my Xbox?

1. Get a hammer
2. Strike repeatedly
3. Trample the debris
4. ???
5. Profit
 
Alphadrop said:
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The problem with that line of argument is that it renders the entire simulation pointless and only a vehicle for getting the cool stuff at the end.
I hadn't thought of that. My philosophy on video games is simple: If it's fun (for me), then it's good (to me). O:A is "fun," but not ten dollars' worth of "fun." So yeah, I have to agree.
 
Cimmerian Nights said:
Granted I will never play any of these, but the "It's just a simulation" aploogy is as lazy as "It was all just a dream".

It's the poor man's writer's carte blanche.

Maybe the entire Fallout 3 game was "just a dream." :lol: Because you know that would be like a sort of M. Night Shyamalan kind of ending that the masses just eat up. Or the entire Fallout series was just a simulation that the aliens were using to theorize the possiblity of other life out there and how they live and survive.

OR! Perhaps it was the aliens on Mothership Zeta that nuked the world for their experimentation and their own self enjoyment. :o

Sorry, cats, I'm just rambling. :lol: But, hey, you never know with Bethesda...
 
The feck up started by giving the Chinese swords in the first place.
They didn't use them that much in the second world war so quite why they are using them in the future is pretty baffling.
 
UGO said:
But like a Billy Mays offer, there’s more! Broken Steel also raises the level cap from 20 to 30, meaning all the XP you keep earning once you hit level 20 go towards something useful
Sham-WOW! :clap:
 
the dialogue says nothing about committing harikiri so much as him not wanting to be taken prisoner, and so, in turn, he commits suicide. which is dumb. why would you program an enemy that listens to reason? kinda defeats the point.
 
Just gave the article a quick once over and love how he calls the Winterized T-51b "The Frostbite Brotherhood Armor".

He could of at least played the DLC before recomending which one to play. Comes across that he just read the wiki about the rewards.
 
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