Fallout 3 DLC/GotY edition press release

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Oh cmon guys. You're all just bitter. WE all know that the one thing Fallout was missing was aliens. I mean come on! It's so teh awesome!

I kind of have to wonder what the aliens are pissed at, or who they're pissed at. Let's face it, the earth wasn't much pre-nuclear war, but at least there was something there. Now what are they going to do? Enslave the sub-million population? Destroy the earth...again? How did humans even destroy the ship?
 
More like cynical.
As for reason for invasion, do we need any reason at all? If you really want you could borrow the X files plan where aliens sell some (obsolete plasma and fusion= tech to certain faction. In exchange they get a colony on earth. But oh noes the humans screwed them and made their prospect of colony a waste dump. Or this is some bizarre crossover, where Fallout 3 meets Destroy All Humans.
 
Come on people.
You're bitching about the DLC of a crappy game being overly silly.

Yeah, mods may make the game playable, but this is still a game that ripped off F2 for it's main antagonist (and not even that well, Col Autumn is no Frank), included a giant robot (the robot should have sounded like John Wayne) and the lamest use of a GECK I can ever imagine (like buying a swiss army knife and only using that little plastic toothpick).

Anchorage was a giant video game and you only get one life. The Pitt was poorly written and badly designed, and while Broken Steel gave us a giant moble base, it was a stationary giant moble base. What the hell? Why not have the damn thing rolling around the wasteland, or hell, go cheap and have it spawn in radom spots around the map to simulate movement.

Anyway, think of the alien dlc like this. Remember the special encounters in F1 and 2? The tardis, the knights, the starfleet shuttle, the crashed ufo with the velvet elvis? All that silly easter egg stuff. That's what this DLC is. It's a giant special encounter that you have to pay for because they were too stupid to include that kind of thing in the vanilla game (along with alot of other things, like a game that works).

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and what the hell was with the robot's voice?!? When I think big bad mutha who's bad mouthing the commies and embodies America, I think John Wayne, not some gruff electronic voice that sounds like a speak and spell's rough boyfriend.
 
Looks like Microsoft had a deal with Bethesda that all (at least the first three) DLCs released for it would come out on Microsoft platforms six months before they could be released for PS3.
 
Sweet mercy! They fucked it to death, and when it stoped moving they brought their sick DLC toys.

Oh man, and there were days when I dared to dream about something at least similar to Van Buren with it's Caesar's Legion, timeline, politics, economy. And they bring this.. this collection of adventures. What a bullshit!!! BULLSHIT!!

Betty, your such a bitch!!
 
TBH the easter eggs in F2 were prob the worst parts of the game. Thats not to say they weren't good, but in comparison they were the worst part.

Beth has finally decided to just completely ditch the franchise's strong base and now is heading deep into Brother Hood of Steel territory.
 
The crashed UFO in F2 was maybe a bit stupid, but at least a bit "tasteful" in comparison to this crapshit of a pile of burning poop of donkey ass piss.
 
Fallout 2 had a crashed Federation...ish ship though so you weren't too far off.
Wowee gee, that means one of the Fallout 3 DLCs will be a Star Trek crossover!
 
I fail to see how the word RPG is in any way connected to the Ailens DLC.
 
13pm said:
I fail to see how the word RPG is in any way connected to the Ailens DLC.

Probably because they'll give you a lame binary choice for you to make at the end of the DLC : destroy the ship or become an alien-human hybrid or some stupid shit like that.
 
Yep, it may be just one big random encounter but why da fuck to make it anyway? It adds nothing new into game which would be considered fallouty, just another pile of super-duper equipment like storage in O:A. Fuck! I`m angry about some stupid game made by stupid developers. But it was a part of my childhood and it was great! It does not deserve such treatment. It looks just like AvP films. They took two best creatures in history of film industry and made pile of poo out of it...
 
MrBumble said:
Probably because they'll give you a lame binary choice for you to make at the end of the DLC : destroy the ship or become an alien-human hybrid or some stupid shit like that.

Or maybe you'll be able to "fuck" a she-alien staying near while she sleeps to make an alien-human hybrid.
 
Don't forget about the alien skeleton in the Sierra Army Depo, that wasn't exactly an easter egg.
 
that S.A.D. alien corpse was actually that of a human hopped up on mentats and such.

I believe it was mentioned in one of the computers/holodiscs as an experiment they were performing.
 
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