The Doors Of Perception: ""When The Music's Over -
The Doors Of Perception: ""When The Music's Over -- Turn Out The Lights""
[Allow me to Larp through this thread as an ---> AGENT OF BUZZZZZZ!!!!1111!!]
Dear Consumer,
Consider a reality check by wandering into the scary dark of the world's energy futures.
True survival horror lurks.
Consider this time spin deviation, a seismic shift in the game playing, game buying continuum.
America --- batteries not included.
Premise. It's the 21st Century, it's the Neo Con's, Ann Coulter lover child's, Wilsonian interventionists' *go to hell* loot and run GTA AMERICAN Century!!!!!!!1!!, ...
... and the intelligently designed ape descendants are still chained to lead acid batteries.
Spend most of the home life on hand crank generator charging batteries, especially for the 3 wheeled electric car.
Twenty minute commute, now an hour in fair weather, two hours in the cold.
Lucky to have job to be late to.
Only time and kilowatt energy for game abstracts, and a printed collectable will burn longer and brighter then a Nex Gen box sleeve.
Sales pitch for the FO3 Prima Guide, the last - future perfect - survival guide you will ev-ah need!
The last point of light before - game over - and we freeze in the dark.
Your choice: the nasty burning, noxious plastic, or the brilliant beacon of beautiful BTU's -- aflame!
...
I envision long lines in synthetic down parkas, to assemble and then nerd rush, not the game , but the book shelves,
buying out this collectable,
don't be left out in the future's cold!
[Game over and lights out!]
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