Fallout 4 DLC revealed

We know Nuka Cola tried to get ahold of some T-51s in order to sell Nuka Cola in a sort of pro-military campaign, and they were denied. We have NEVER heard of Vim before, and Nuka Cola is so popular it's been in every single game in the series, and its influence is nation-wide. Maybe even world-wide, we don't know. And yet, the biggest soda company, so popular that there are machines still filled with the stuff because of how many were made, didn't get power armor. But this little company I have to assume is exclusive to Maine somehow managed to get not one, but TWO? Bullshit.
 
We know Nuka Cola tried to get ahold of some T-51s in order to sell Nuka Cola in a sort of pro-military campaign, and they were denied. We have NEVER heard of Vim before, and Nuka Cola is so popular it's been in every single game in the series, and its influence is nation-wide. Maybe even world-wide, we don't know. And yet, the biggest soda company, so popular that there are machines still filled with the stuff because of how many were made, didn't get power armor. But this little company I have to assume is exclusive to Maine somehow managed to get not one, but TWO? Bullshit.
It was probably an elaborate scheme by a group of generic same name power armor wearing raiders to fight the power. You know, because power armor should be available to everyone. I'm honestly surprised Dogmeat doesn't have one or Bloat Flies. F-51b Insect edition, you can scrap it to outfit your eyebot that shouldn't be in the East. I farted in a jar last night, opened the jar and it smelt like Bethesda's Development team.
 
I just wondered why nobody ever tried to combine Drinking Buddy with a power armour. PA with built-in microbrewery! Fully autonomous binging system!
And nobody placed a container near the reactor instead of coolant for having a portable microwave? Alright Todd, take notes...
 
Finally got a look at some new creatures. They suck for the reason I'll explain below.
The Good Dinosaur.:V
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Basically a Giant Mantis. :facepalm:
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Another bullet-sponges are invading the games. They use animations from Deathclaw and Mirelurk Queen respectively and fight against them is same shit. Seriously, can you tell the difference, again?
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The last one is quest that basically jumped out of the ass. Locate the monster using radio and kill him because why not and go talk to an NPC. He didn't possess any sort of transmitter in his guts.
Packs of angry wolfs aside, that's basically all the new creatures in the game that will bother you for the most part of DLC.
 
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I've said this before and I'll say it again.
Fallout 4 is to Fallout as Attack of the Clones is to Star Wars.
 
The lizard-dinosaur thing looks like a mod creature I once got for Skyrim or FNV (I can't remember which).
It is literally amateur moder-ish animation/model/texture from a triple-a developer.
 
Well said good sir, let us continue to review Bethesda with haste!
Obviously there is nothing wrong with discussing whatever you wish to discuss. But I just feel like there's a redundancy here. "Woah, this thing bethesda designed that we can now see here on this screenshot is terrible in exactly the same way as the ones from their last two games!" Gee wiz, really? Who'da thunk it!
 
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"Woah, this thing bethesda designs that we can now see here on this screenshot is terrible in exactly the same way as the ones from their last two games!" Gee wiz, really? Who'da thunk it!
Wait until you see what Bethesda copy&pasted from Fallout 2 and rehashed for being fitting into the setting of FH.
 
TBH, the dino thing does look like a lumpy cross between a Guar and Wanamingo. Not sure why it's supposed to be a scary monster tho. It looks kinda cute even in mid attack.
 
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