Fallout Haiku

[Doon_Cune]

Granite is a rock
It is also upgraded
Long live granite inc.

Next: Gizmo

 

[Mepple]

The smallest of towns
endured in the aftermath
became republic.

Next: Gizmo

Gizmo is a little fuck
Fat and full he is
But he'll make Sands great again

Next, Vault 15

 

[Post-War Tribal]

Vault 15 is a shelter
Put together left and right,
Dwellers hide from the bright

Next
Brahmin Barons

 

[aleksei]

Irradiated beef:
Tastes like shit, but stacks my caps;
O' Wasteland of Fortune!

I never got haikus, I can only assume they would make more sense in Japanese than English.
Next topic is Nick Valentine.

 

[Iprovidelittlepianos]

Nick the detective
I wonder if he can find
A decent writer

Next: Iguana on a stick

 

[Gizmojunk]

My skewered meat snack,
Stale iguana on a stick,
This one has tattoos.

 

[Mutant Screg]

Old Bob Frazier
Undercover cannibal
You're under arrest

next: The Glow

 

[Post-War Tribal]

The great Glow
Deep and dark
A Subterranean hotspot
Next: Suliks sister.

 

[Iprovidelittlepianos]

Hot tribal booty
Really makes my bone-nose hard
Restoration Patch!


Which brings us to our next topic: Restoration Patch!

 

[Gizmojunk]

The universe aligns,
Old wrongs are corrected,
Time for a new game

—Next Up: Algernon, or Typhon

 

[Iprovidelittlepianos]

You see an old ghoul.
You see Typhon, son of Set.
And a damaged doll…

 

[Gizmojunk]

Algernon then:

Swiss Army knife mind,
Having only one blade,
But it's very sharp!

Next: Jacoren

 

[Mutant Screg]

Dumb-ass overseer
You didn't give me rad-x
I died at the Glow

next: Laura

 

[Feday Of Madness]

Laura my flora
In a scurvy ridden place
The purity of your face
Like a lone flower in a desert
Was but The masters dream

Next : dynamite pete

 

[Iprovidelittlepianos]

His name is Easy
Not dynamite, you dumbass
Keep your gun handy

 

[Feday Of Madness]

His name is Easy
Not dynamite, you dumbass
Keep your gun handy

Brain fart thought of black dynamite while I was writing it

 

[beans00]

Laura my flora
In a scurvy ridden place
The purity of your face
Like a lone flower in a desert
Was but The masters dream

Next : dynamite pete

I will do yours since the idiot below you forgot to put a topic

hey dynamite pete
want to suck on my penis
you will eat my shit


next: you walk in on tycho taking a shit on killians chest while sucking harolds dick

 

[TorontoReign]

Degenerate behavior
Squatting, sucking, ghoul penis
You wish for winter

next: Bethfags versus oldfags while both play Skyrim

 

[beans00]

holy shit this sucks
what a fucking boring game
skyrim is so bad

next: you walk and see thomas 'brother none' beekers getting fucked in the ass by marcus, while licking shit out of gizmo's asshole

Also BN is clearly enjoying it.

 

[Ugly Kid]

Creamy... Delightful...
I love you so much Marcus.
Now Gizmo, please leave

Next: Arcade is devastated when he finds out about racism