Fallout Haiku

How can this suitcase,
Which bears the mystic name GECK,
Save the whole village?!

Up next - how to prevent kids from Den from robbing you
 
Bang bang, awful sound.
Bang bang, you had shot me down.
Bang bang, hit the ground.

Next: Radiation
 
I feel so damn sick
Why did I not take Rad-X?
Meat falls off my bones...

Next - My first Gauss rifle
 
Nothing is better
Than a propelled projectile
Going through an eye!

Next : The Chosen One was really examining Miria in the name of science.
 
Screwing his daughter

Oh shit he's back here, what now?

It's just a check up.

Next: Corporal Betsy.
 
Chuck and Buck Duntons
Looks like I've killed the same man
Twice near the bramhin...

Next: a crashed vertibird. Any or both of them:)
 
Soaring through the clouds,
Driven by chemical wings.
Just kissing the dirt.

Next: The Enclave maze room.
 
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Your meat so tender
but why does it every night
glow with a green light?

Next: First time out of the vault
 
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People still do this?
How quaint. There were no Garys
in the first two games.

NEXT: “It's a rock. The Granite-Inc. model is an upgraded version.”
 
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