Fallout Haiku

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by RPGenius, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. alec

    alec White heterosexual male Orderite

    May 21, 2003
    People still do this?
    How quaint. There were no Garys
    in the first two games.

    NEXT: “It's a rock. The Granite-Inc. model is an upgraded version.”
     
  2. Doon_Cune

    Doon_Cune First time out of the vault

    1
    Nov 28, 2019
    Granite is a rock
    It is also upgraded
    Long live granite inc.

    Next: Gizmo
     
  3. Mepple

    Mepple First time out of the vault

    2
    Apr 22, 2020
    Gizmo is a little fuck
    Fat and full he is
    But he'll make Sands great again

    Next, Vault 15
     
  4. Post-War Tribal

    Post-War Tribal ᗟANN0 the owslendar [REDACTED]

    Nov 8, 2018
    Vault 15 is a shelter
    Put together left and right,
    Dwellers hide from the bright

    Next
    Brahmin Barons
     
  5. aleksei

    aleksei First time out of the vault

    1
    Oct 30, 2021
    Irradiated beef:
    Tastes like shit, but stacks my caps;
    O' Wasteland of Fortune!

    I never got haikus, I can only assume they would make more sense in Japanese than English.
    Next topic is Nick Valentine.
     
  6. Iprovidelittlepianos

    Iprovidelittlepianos A Smooth-Skin

    671
    May 12, 2020
    Nick the detective
    I wonder if he can find
    A decent writer

    Next: Iguana on a stick
     
  7. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Carbon Dated and Proud

    Nov 26, 2007
    My skewered meat snack,
    Stale iguana on a stick,
    This one has tattoos.
     
  8. Mutant Screg

    Mutant Screg Totally not a mutant

    141
    Jun 27, 2015
    Old Bob Frazier
    Undercover cannibal
    You're under arrest

    next: The Glow
     
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  9. Post-War Tribal

    Post-War Tribal ᗟANN0 the owslendar [REDACTED]

    Nov 8, 2018
    The great Glow
    Deep and dark
    A Subterranean hotspot
    Next: Suliks sister.
     
  10. Iprovidelittlepianos

    Iprovidelittlepianos A Smooth-Skin

    671
    May 12, 2020
    Hot tribal booty
    Really makes my bone-nose hard
    Restoration Patch!


    Which brings us to our next topic: Restoration Patch!
     
  11. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Carbon Dated and Proud

    Nov 26, 2007
    The universe aligns,
    Old wrongs are corrected,
    Time for a new game

    —Next Up: Algernon, or Typhon
     
  12. Iprovidelittlepianos

    Iprovidelittlepianos A Smooth-Skin

    671
    May 12, 2020
    You see an old ghoul.
    You see Typhon, son of Set.
    And a damaged doll…
     
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  13. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Carbon Dated and Proud

    Nov 26, 2007
    Algernon then:

    Swiss Army knife mind,
    Having only one blade,
    But it's very sharp!

    Next: Jacoren
     
  14. Mutant Screg

    Mutant Screg Totally not a mutant

    141
    Jun 27, 2015
    Dumb-ass overseer
    You didn't give me rad-x
    I died at the Glow

    next: Laura
     
  15. Feday Of Madness

    Feday Of Madness Working Class Hero

    78
    Jun 7, 2022
    Laura my flora
    In a scurvy ridden place
    The purity of your face
    Like a lone flower in a desert
    Was but The masters dream

    Next : dynamite pete
     
  16. Iprovidelittlepianos

    Iprovidelittlepianos A Smooth-Skin

    671
    May 12, 2020
    His name is Easy
    Not dynamite, you dumbass
    Keep your gun handy
     
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  17. Feday Of Madness

    Feday Of Madness Working Class Hero

    78
    Jun 7, 2022
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    Brain fart thought of black dynamite while I was writing it
     
  18. beans00

    beans00 It Wandered In From the Wastes

    172
    Nov 19, 2009


    I will do yours since the idiot below you forgot to put a topic

    hey dynamite pete
    want to suck on my penis
    you will eat my shit


    next: you walk in on tycho taking a shit on killians chest while sucking harolds dick
     
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  19. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Degenerate behavior
    Squatting, sucking, ghoul penis
    You wish for winter

    next: Bethfags versus oldfags while both play Skyrim
     
  20. beans00

    beans00 It Wandered In From the Wastes

    172
    Nov 19, 2009
    holy shit this sucks
    what a fucking boring game
    skyrim is so bad

    next: you walk and see thomas 'brother none' beekers getting fucked in the ass by marcus, while licking shit out of gizmo's asshole

    Also BN is clearly enjoying it.