Fallout Movie Release Date
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That his name was mentioned is already enough. The project will be a failure what ever if Boll is directing or not. It got Uwned. By Boll-ocks.Ausir said:
OK, April Fools is over where I live, so I'll spill the beans.
The Uwe Boll, Guinevere Turner and Dan Clarke part of the newsbit is a joke, as is the Todd Howard quote.
However, the rest of it isn't. A movie called "Fallout" really is in development, the producers are Sriram Das, Ara Katz, and Art Spigel (responsible for Romero's Diary of the Dead), and the writers are Milton Hernandez and Andre Fonseca (both with no prior writing credits). The companies producing it are Das Films and Artfire. The IMDb Pro plot summary is "In a post-apocalyptic world, three friends struggle to survive."
No director was announced.
It isn't officially announced as being related to the Fallout games, but I recall Briosafreak posting about Bethesda registering the rights to Fallout movie title some time back, and any post-nuclear project using the name without the license would likely be met with a lawsuit from Bethesda. Make what you want out of it.
The Uwe Boll, Guinevere Turner and Dan Clarke part of the newsbit is a joke, as is the Todd Howard quote.
However, the rest of it isn't. A movie called "Fallout" really is in development, the producers are Sriram Das, Ara Katz, and Art Spigel (responsible for Romero's Diary of the Dead), and the writers are Milton Hernandez and Andre Fonseca (both with no prior writing credits). The companies producing it are Das Films and Artfire. The IMDb Pro plot summary is "In a post-apocalyptic world, three friends struggle to survive."
No director was announced.
It isn't officially announced as being related to the Fallout games, but I recall Briosafreak posting about Bethesda registering the rights to Fallout movie title some time back, and any post-nuclear project using the name without the license would likely be met with a lawsuit from Bethesda. Make what you want out of it.
ShatteredJon
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Damn, and I was looking foward to the hilarious raping of the Fallout genre by someone who isn't serious about it. Has anyone seen Postal? Horrible movie, but it made me laugh consistently.
ShatteredJon said:
If it was called "A fat chick and gunz" I wouldn't bother. Just like all his so called adaptations to games, if they were not meant to be adaptations then that's cool.
Far Cry- "A guy in a red shirt"
Bloody Rayne- "Some Vampire movie"
Alone in the Dark- "Gunz and Beasts"
etc
IMO Boll is like Hollywood but with lower budget.
as long the nukes are the only one dancing, it might work.
ShatteredJon
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Well then! There is still hope in this jaded heart for something good/bad. Haven't seen the High School musicals, but having seen the South Park parody of it, I can imagine what kind of depredations the plot and settings will sink to.
Fallout: A post-apocalyptic musical.
I can see it already.
"Here in the Wasteland,
Where radiation glows,
We will restart society,
How we do it?,
No body knows.
So we are trekking through the devastation,
After leaving our sacred vault,
Shot three times and stung more than twice,
Damn raiders and radscorpians fault.
But happiness only comes,
from the warrior within,
keep that smile on your face,
and humanity will win.
Super muties and ghouls abound,
Can't you see they're human too,
If we can all come together,
theres nothing we can't do!"
I would love to see this kind of mockery. An optimistic, be yourself, get along with everybody post-apoc dance-sing off.
Maybe they will make like four or five of these the way Disney has done with those aweful aweful highschool movies.
Fallout: A post-apocalyptic musical.
I can see it already.
"Here in the Wasteland,
Where radiation glows,
We will restart society,
How we do it?,
No body knows.
So we are trekking through the devastation,
After leaving our sacred vault,
Shot three times and stung more than twice,
Damn raiders and radscorpians fault.
But happiness only comes,
from the warrior within,
keep that smile on your face,
and humanity will win.
Super muties and ghouls abound,
Can't you see they're human too,
If we can all come together,
theres nothing we can't do!"
I would love to see this kind of mockery. An optimistic, be yourself, get along with everybody post-apoc dance-sing off.
Maybe they will make like four or five of these the way Disney has done with those aweful aweful highschool movies.
Well What should I say ... I have been forced to watch it by the girlfriend of a good friend I know. Well it marks you for life. That for sure. Thx god in the anonymity of the internet to admit such a thing is easier.ShatteredJon said:
UnidentifiedFlyingTard
Vault Fossil
if it comforts anyone I'm currently writing a feature length Fallout film in my spare time, after I'm done I plan one showing it to you guys for suggestions.
and yes it will be made, very cheap, very guerrilla, kinda like 28 Days Later but in the Wasteland.
and yes it will be made, very cheap, very guerrilla, kinda like 28 Days Later but in the Wasteland.
Romero's Diary of the Dead was a horrible, horrible Blair Witch Project-style zombie flick with a plot full of giant holes and over-the-top teenager acting. I've only seen House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark from Uwe Boll but all three movies are pretty much on the same level.
So we're screwed anyway.
So we're screwed anyway.
WHOA!!!? No need to drag Romero's name through the mud there buddy, that was a good flick, maybe not what you expected but good. And to even compare Diary to the mockery of the horror genre that was Hous of the Dead is to commit treason! Your skating on thin ice with hot blades my friend.
UnidentifiedFlyingTard
Vault Fossil
I agree, Diary was a good movie, I mean for the budget it was made for its good.