Fan Made Fallout Contest "Creative use of a Rat"

[aronsearle]

Rats can be used as "bio-tasers". Connect one with a battery and let loose on the enemy for the shock of their lives!

Rats can be used to scare off Super Mutated Elephants. Don't roam the wastes without one!

Stuck in a hedge maze? Grab a piece of cheese and throw it out. The rat will guide you to freedom within 5 minutes. That's right... FIVE MINUTES!!!

Have a body to dispose? A few hundred starved rats will gnaw it to dust!

Fake edit: Love rats by the way. I have 7. They R teh cute!

7!

I only have 3

 

[Nevermore]

7!

I only have 3

I have plenty of space in my cage:

Loophole to stay on topic:

Mount a wooden plank on 4 (strong) rats and what you get is an all terrain skateboard!

Need some anal stimulation? Tired of the same old Gerbil? Try something bigger. A gRATifying experience for sure!

 

[PlanHex]

Put a little camera or mike on them and use them as spies.

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Need some anal stimulation? Tired of the same old Gerbil? Try something bigger. A gRATifying experience for sure!

Colonoscopy!
I'm sure Lemmiwinks would approve.

 

[Sebastian of the Wastes]

Gerbils I can understand .. but rats? Ouch

 

[Phil]

Rats have excellent smell, have very limited weight and are fairly trainable - they're being used as mine detectors. An old teacher of mine used to train them for exactly that purpose.

So, for FMF, have a rat running in front of you and it'll *squeek* everytime there's a trap.