Fbos press kit

Odin said:
Well Briosafreak informed me about a thread on the Quarter To Three forums which discussed the press kit for Fbos and let me put it like this, BWAAAHHAAA......Read it and laugh:<blockquote>Umm, when I opened the package and unlocked the metal canister, at the bottom of the canister was two condoms. WTF! And one of them was glow in the dark! As I was throwing out the press-sheet and the video, I noticed that the press sheet said that the video is a 'sex education video about post-armagedon intimacy'.

I take a look at the video's sticker, and it indeed was. So when I'm about to throw the video in the garbage can, I see something sticking out of the window of the cassete case. What was it?

Another fucking condom. :\

On top of that, there were four latex gloves inside the package, too. :\

I'm so not sleeping at night, with the fear of some Interplay rep breaking into my room and raping me if I don't give Fallout a decent score.

I feel so dirty.</blockquote>That's marketing for ya! It's really amazing that they still don't get it and remember kids this was the reason they dropped Fallout 3 and Bis, to focus on Fbos and consoles. I give them to March...at most...
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Maybe Interplay wants a specimen. Did they include a pee cup, too?
 
Odin said:
Well Briosafreak informed me about a thread on the Quarter To Three forums which discussed the press kit for Fbos and let me put it like this, BWAAAHHAAA......Read it and laugh:<blockquote>Umm, when I opened the package and unlocked the metal canister, at the bottom of the canister was two condoms. WTF! And one of them was glow in the dark! As I was throwing out the press-sheet and the video, I noticed that the press sheet said that the video is a 'sex education video about post-armagedon intimacy'.

I take a look at the video's sticker, and it indeed was. So when I'm about to throw the video in the garbage can, I see something sticking out of the window of the cassete case. What was it?

Another fucking condom. :\

On top of that, there were four latex gloves inside the package, too. :\

I'm so not sleeping at night, with the fear of some Interplay rep breaking into my room and raping me if I don't give Fallout a decent score.

I feel so dirty.</blockquote>That's marketing for ya! It's really amazing that they still don't get it and remember kids this was the reason they dropped Fallout 3 and Bis, to focus on Fbos and consoles. I give them to March...at most...
Link: thread
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Maybe Interplay wants a specimen. Perhaps they're branching out into the sperm donation and artificial insemination business. Hey, a buck's a buck, right?
 
Interplay seems to be TRYING to drive itself into the ground.. well, the sooner the better.
 
Interplay can't even decide which way to stick its head up its ass, let alone how to run a sperm bank. If you order for WASPy baby would probably come out black!

hmm, that's a little off color. No offense anyone.
 
Puuk said:
Maybe Interplay wants a specimen. Perhaps they're branching out into the sperm donation and artificial insemination business. Hey, a buck's a buck, right?
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I think that Herve and the marketing dept. mistook us when we said they "mentally ejaculate", taking it that we ejaculate too much and they were just being helpful in providing some Johnny Hats.

Those wacky, wacky French.
 
Executioner said:
Ok, a press release is one thing but do you really get a vibrator for preordering POS? :shock:
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Of course! They are trying to reinforce Interplay's philosophy of fucking their best assets up the ass.
 
In all fairness to Uncy Herve, who knows? Maybe he suffered from an 'embarassing bacterial infection' and wanted to learn the young kids of today a lesson. Bless 'im.
 
meybe they do it to promote sales "Today only, you buy 3 condoms and recieve a brand new F:Bos"
 
If you really don't know what to do with three condoms and four latex gloves .... don't ask .... you really don't want to know.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
This is uber fucking stupid.

We bitched about the thong, huge rack, ect wanting a more adult and mature game, and the spite us with this. There is no question now that traditional fallout fans where not even on the radar for these dumbasses.
 
Well, keep in mind, this is the kind of thing that happens when you have fucktards like TEAM CHUCK explaining to fucktards like Darth Molitor and Lord Caen what Fallout is. None of them had a clue, so when they told marketting to make a press kit, they described it as they were told by a chain of fucktards.
 
They might want to cut a deal with some company that makes condoms and offer them to include FPOS as a free gift in every condom box of 5 pieces...

FPOS will be a waste, but the condoms should attract people. The "game" will surely sell better that way...
 
Condoms eh?

Well, considering the amount of c.r.a.p. coming out of (Sph)In(c)terplay these days, I would have thought including a colostomy bag in the press pack would have more more appropriate ;)
 
I'll agree this campaign is total puerile bullshit, but it's not the first Fallout title to introduce condoms, or to be doused with sex. Remember the variety of "jimmy hats" in Fallout 2? Becoming a porn star? Sex with Miss Kitty? Just about every other goddamned line of dialog?

I still loved F2, but it wasn't exactly an intellectual's RPG.

I know this is heresy, but I wouldn't mind playing the console game (if I had an Xbox and money to blow on it.) It looks like it might be fun as far as console action RPG go. I also enjoyed Fallout Tactics, the brutal skewering of which seems to have been forgotten in an attempt to paint the Fallout legacy pre-Herve as pristine.

In fact, the Fallout franchise has been rolling downhill since the original masterpiece.
 
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