Fbos press kit

...lets make a special FOBOS "joystick" and sell it with the game - few sensors with sticker to attach it to your weenie! You can play and masturbate simultaneously! And rename FOBOS to FOBOM - F: Brotherhood of Masturbation! With this idea I will be rich!! MUAHAHA!

...the sad thing is, it could be really made and IPLY would buy this idea...
 
petruschka said:
...lets make a special FOBOS "joystick" and sell it with the game - few sensors with sticker to attach it to your weenie! You can play and masturbate simultaneously! And rename FOBOS to FOBOM - F: Brotherhood of Masturbation! With this idea I will be rich!! MUAHAHA!

...the sad thing is, it could be really made and IPLY would buy this idea...
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Until someone gets a short in the wiring and ends up living a shamed life...
 
Pope_Viper said:
extarbags said:
I hope the game gets stellar reviews, just to see what the asshole fanboys have to say."
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Might be fun to educate this assmunch.
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I don't think extarbags is capable of being "educated". The general feeling I get from them is "eh, Fallout on the console? mm'kay". I don't think they give two hoots if anything in FO:BOS doesn't sit right with what we've been told in Fallout.

Admin Activation over there comes through pretty quick though, if anyone else is interested... ;)
 
Heh, good post DU. I left my last post there:

I am seriously amazed that a few people here have viewed my negative opinions of the game into being nothing more than rabid fan hate. Looking back at my posts I haven't said any such things. I made an informed opinion of the game based on the observations from the official Interplay site. I would hope you don't think that I need to try the game to make an informed decision. Perhaps extarbags needs to take active participation in something to make what he deems an accurate opinion. Maybe he has tried gay sex to determine if it suits his taste, perhaps he has sat through all of Jim Carreys movies to find out if they are good. I applaud him on that bold attitude. He is by far a better man than me if that is true. The point I have tried to make that eluded some people is this:

Based on the screens that I have seen and the trailer and quotes by the developers I can honestly say this game is not quite up to my standards of quality.

Thank you
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JJ86 said:
Maybe he has tried gay sex to determine if it suits his taste, perhaps he has sat through all of Jim Carreys movies to find out if they are good. I applaud him on that bold attitude. He is by far a better man than me if that is true.
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That's awesome :lol:, I wonder if it'll have any impact on him.
 
Saint_Proverbius said:
Well, keep in mind, this is the kind of thing that happens when you have fucktards like TEAM CHUCK explaining to fucktards like Darth Molitor and Lord Caen what Fallout is. None of them had a clue, so when they told marketting to make a press kit, they described it as they were told by a chain of fucktards.
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You're forgetting that marketing and advertising are generally the FUCKTARD OVERLORDS of our time. The combined ignorance, apathy and stupidity of a thousand hybrid Charth Cuelitors has nothing on the dark, empty cavern that is the inside of a merketing executive's head.

Soulless cold-blooded cretins of the abyss. Satan's little helpers who live only to rape everything that is good and spread their depraved bullshit to the farthest corners of the earth.

Even if someone sat down and explained to them exactly what Fallout is, they would find some way to fuck it up beyond recognition so that they could cater to the whims of the largest, most retarded and most gullible "hot new demographic."
 
I like the response that "Who cares if they fuck with the theme and setting, eh?". It'll be interesting to see how that plays.
 
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