I think we're all "looking forward" to FINO3 because, as fans, we're the equivalent of a kid in a dysfunctional family who's been put to the side while his mom gets high out in the living room with another of his "uncles". He can't cook for himself- hell, he can't even reach the counter and he's had it drilled into him that he can't go near the fridge OR ELSE. Not that the fridge works...
Halfway through the evening, he plops down on the carpet and just starts crying because his stomach hurts so bad. Annoyed, the mother- who by now is completely wasted- goes to the pantry grabs a can- any can- and a can opener, drops it on the floor in front of the kid, and then goes back into the living room to crash.
So now you have this kid, wild-eyed with desperation as he claws ineffectually with the opener on what turns out to be at best- a can of dog food, or at worst- motor oil.
Either way, he's been "fed" and the "mother" no longer cares. Kids like food and food sometimes comes from cans right? Even if he's never before seen or dealt with a can/can-opener he's bound to find something he likes inside the can? Right? And if he doesn't, the little fucker can go somewhere else, or maybe his REAL dad, that deadbeat in California, could get him something to shut his mouth- if he wasn't bankrupt.
For a time the crying seems to get louder, but the mother, sprawled out on her sofa in a puddle of her own drool, can't or won't get up. But that's okay, because the crying soon stops again- for good.
That is what I took from the Hines clip. He's sitting there, in front of the fireplace in his leather chair like he's Alistair- Fucking- Cooke bringing you Masterpiece Theater. Screw him.
Bethesda bought a franchise, ignored what the fan community had to say, and just threw together what they wanted to because they didn't care. They didn't have to. How could they fail?
The words he spews say one thing but the vibe I get is:
"It's been 10 years anyway. Nobody remembers or cares about what a Fallout game is. Morrowind and Oblivion did gangbusters anyway so we must be doing something right. Right? The "fans" are desperate neckbeards anyway. And look- it's a game, an ACTION GAME- in a box, even!(huffs in exasperation) The box even says FALLOUT 3, and it has one of those spooky looking stormtrooper guys on the front. We even had the "art guys" copy-paste those stupid little comic pictures of the, vault- uh guy? No man? Hmmm... uhh kid? Whatever... nobody cares. In the end they'll buy it because it's FALLOUT 3!
See you on Oct. 28....SUCKERS! *wink*"
Ugh.. whatever.