Got ass rape withdraw from the lack of Bethesda sodomizing Fallout? Amazon is going to fix it soon.

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by Eumesmopo, Feb 12, 2023.

  1. Eumesmopo

    Eumesmopo Learned to love the bomb

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    Dec 6, 2012


    Are you ready for the first nonbinary pangender ghoul of color and his quirky adventures full of sarcastic quips, oh-so-random millennial humor and masturbatory 4th-wall-breaking metacommentary?? You better be because it's coming! Lube yourself up and assume the position!

     
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  2. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    My body is ready.
     
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  3. Risewild

    Risewild Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    That must have been what happened to that person that's on the ground near the door and we can only see their legs.
     
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  4. 1Punman

    1Punman It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 29, 2021
    They tried to shit on Tolkien, I bet they'll try to shit on this IP. I'm not expecting anything good from soul sucking corporation.
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  5. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Antediluvian as Feck

    Nov 26, 2007
    Ditto...with exception for the practical and virtual stage sets. The set would likely be pretty well done; never well used, but pretty well done.
     
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  6. 1Punman

    1Punman It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 29, 2021
    Well they can't corners on everything, right? If dwellers will be as annoying/vile as Iwish hobbits, I hope Enclave will get them errradicated in the story.
     
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  7. Captain Spiff

    Captain Spiff follow the damn train

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    Jan 31, 2023
    can't wait to pirate it and then not watch it
     
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  8. Slaughter Manslaught

    Slaughter Manslaught Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 11, 2006
    It will probably suck, but who knows? It might be good.

    Maybe it will suck but it in a "so bad its good" way
     
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  9. 1Punman

    1Punman It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 29, 2021
    Who knows, right? I definitely won't even bother pirating this.
     
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  10. Risewild

    Risewild Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    I still have 4 seasons of the 70's "Mission Impossible" series to go through before I even consider watching another TV series. And since I haven't watched a "newer" TV series (made after 2010) besides the (now old-ish) "The Good Place". I don't think I will be watching this one either.
     
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  11. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Sep 15, 2022
    I am so McFucking excited to have people IRL ask me if I've seen the show because they know I like Fallout.
     
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  12. Canaris

    Canaris First time out of the vault

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    Mar 29, 2009
    Cant wait for a blond combover evul nazi Enclave leader who will give parody tier speeches about "making postapo america great again" donning a big trucker hat, only to be put down by a transgender pansexual two spirit midget with autism and rainbow tattoo on xir forehead accompanied selfaware snarking bunch of le random quirky gagglefucks ( and one wimpy cucked straight white dude )...

    I mean we had alt right MGTOW Numenorans and hobo ghetto hobbits in Kangz of Power, NOTHING will surprise me at that point and i expect nothing less than an absolute woke shitshow.
     
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  13. Ape Fighting Vehicle

    Ape Fighting Vehicle It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Sep 15, 2022
    reading that made me so mad, but only so mad as someone that has seen that exact same thing happened again and again - so it's not a surprise anymore.

    I am almost fucking resigned, bro. Resigned to know that TV adaptations of good things won't work.
     
  14. Canaris

    Canaris First time out of the vault

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    Mar 29, 2009
    I give negative amount of fucks about ANY new tv /movie creation.
    I lived to see Star Wars, Star Trek, Alien franchise ( albeit from different reasons ), Witcher, HALO, LOTR and countless other beloved ips ruined - i have no hope that anything they create these days will be even half decent let alone good.

    I switched to books, indie games and writing shit on my own.
     
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  15. laclongquan

    laclongquan Boned Hunter of Sister

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    Jan 11, 2008
    I dunno~ Considering Fallout 4's personal story get butchered by Beth writers, the Amazon script writers couldnt possible do any worse.
     
  16. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
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    Problem with people like you is apparently you thought these soulless franchises were ever gonna be good long term. Acting surprised that any fucking IP is being milked is kinda...well dumb. People are dumb now. Most of them (notyou) then go and watch the shit they cry about then cry more.
     
  17. Canaris

    Canaris First time out of the vault

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    Mar 29, 2009
    Oh dont you worry about that, im sure they will definetly surpass F4.
    Bad story is meh, bad story with "current thing", 4th wall breaking shit and reddit tier humor is atrocious.

    I never considered ST/Witcher/SW/HALO/LOTR to be "soulless franchise".. And as for quality of the tv series - i didnt expect miracles but fuck me i never expected shit to be THAT bad as Witcher or Kangz of Power..
     
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  18. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    You would be amazed.
    Star Trek Picard season 1 was bad and yet writers managed to find new lows with seasons 2 and 3.

    There will be writers who will butcher the lore of Fallout even more than Bethesda has been doing.
     
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  19. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Actually S3 is fine. If you don't like S3 you have issues enjoying things.
    Autists are the worst class of fan to please.

    They made Enterprise get canceled only to find out "WOW THIS SHOW WAS NOT THAT BAD" because of nerdy stupid fucking lore that nobody thought about 60+ years ago. The bitches tried yet I bet they are not even welcome at fan cons due to being death threated to death.

    Fallout is gonna be good and all you nerdy crybaby contrarians will watch it.



    This guy was great. S3 was so good I actually forgot the first two seasons even existed. Was it as good as TNG at it's high point? Probably not but this will be the last time you see those actors in such a role together so enjoy what you can before they die.

    Then again Dutch you and I do not align on Trek very often so just ignore what I say and be upset.
     
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  20. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I think the title to this thread casually talking about ass rape and sodomy is fucking sick.* If I was going to rape an animal it would not be an ass, donkey, mule or the winner of the Grand National.

    * sick as in sick, ill.