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April Fool

First time out of the vault
You might remember when the Trinity, Shell-Pit and Polish Wasteland teams merged to create the Forlorn World project - an post-apoc game in a chilly wasteland, well, the more the merrier and we're in for a surprise! Team lead says this:<blockquote>Combined resource will let us apply to the project more effectively, that is why we're joining forces with Afterfall, so we can complete our beloved game. Maybe even this year. Soon we will disclose the new project's name</blockquote>
We here at NMA have acquired an exclusive tech-demo screenshot, so you can have a sneak peek first ever at the world of frozen mammoth icing fun:
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Good luck teams, I hope you can make it both!

Link: Forlorn World fuses with Afterfall
 
Wow, I hope this turns out for the best. I wonder if it is merging its parts with afterfall or if they are helping each other with one project at a time, or a whole new project. Well, I guess whatever the outcome is, it sure will be intersting to see.
 
ha ha very nice Prima Aprilis joke:) but you shouldn't have given this fake link which destroys the whole illusion:)
 
This has got to be the second worst April fool's joke in the history of NMA.
 
Dude, where are the implants on the mammoth? How about the predator-bears?

Is this only a techdemo?

Will there be more news later this week?
 
Angstmeister said:
This has got to be the second worst April fool's joke in the history of NMA.
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clueless newbie said:
agreed this is one of the worst jokes i read today.
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Yeah, it's kind of hard to get the joke if you didn't follow the brilliant ideas of some of the team members in the old Bourgeoisie project.

A tribe that rides cyber-mammoths, predator-bears and a supermutant moose are but a few.

Hence the mammoth joke.
 
Thank god....

Wouldn't want anything to slow down Afterfall!

These April Fools jokes are starting to make me cry... ;)
Even worse is this is the closest thing to new Afterfall news we've had in many weeks :(
 
Monsieur Artiste said:
Yeah, it's kind of hard to get the joke if you didn't follow the brilliant ideas of some of the team members in the old Bourgeoisie project.

A tribe that rides cyber-mammoths, predator-bears and a supermutant moose are but a few.

Hence the mammoth joke.
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I was well-aware of the reference, my dear. Plus: they weren't brilliant ideas, they were crappy ideas. Hence: the old Bourgeoisie project. Old as in: unoriginal. (Let's change the name and save ourselves the shame...) We're also talking about projects that will never be released - as with so many of these 'we're a bunch of hardcore gamers with a dream' type of projects.

It's a stupid joke. Deal with it.
 
Angstmeister said:
I was well-aware of the reference, my dear.
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I don't believe you. Let's say I did. Excitement! Intrigue! <3

Plus: they weren't brilliant ideas, they were crappy ideas. Hence: the old Bourgeoisie project. Old as in: unoriginal. (Let's change the name and save ourselves the shame...) We're also talking about projects that will never be released - as with so many of these 'we're a bunch of hardcore gamers with a dream' type of projects.
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I assume you... knew that's what I meant by "brilliant" ideas, right-o? Other than that, Wholeheartedly agree on the second part of your paragraph.

It's a stupid joke.
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Tell ye what. We know that you're an extremely bitter fart, that everything is stupid, and that there's minimal chances of finding anything that'll make you <s>laugh</s> grin.

Deal with it.
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*flush*

Any suggestions on better, more funnay jokes?
 
Wooz said:
Any suggestions on better, more funnay jokes?
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Yeah, this one:
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It's of the same order as 'Tubgirl' although the shit on your face has obviously already dried.

:P
 
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