Have you ever...

[[PCE]el_Prez]

Been completely surrounded by hot ass girls and you feel yourself losing control and you just want to grab one, bash her head to knock her unconscious and mount her in front of 20 thosand people? Had that feeling a couple minutes ago at NAU graduation - just wondering if im the only one

 

[Lanesracra]

You're a very awful person.

 

[Malky]

You should masturbate more often. It will help supress these urges.

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

grab one, bash her head to knock her unconscious and mount her

The only fool proof pick-up method
Malky is right you should blow off some steam every once in a while... get yourself a huge collection of pron, that helps too 8)

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

I get that all the time, so rest assured; you're not normal.

 

[TorontoReign]

What the fuck is pron?

 

[KQX]

Pron, as in Prawn. You know, shrimp.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...

EDIT: Anyway, El Prez, so you're done with college? Pretty nice. What now, ese? NFL?

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

It's a leet variant of "porn". Usually written as pr0n.

I finally learnt a thing or two 'bout 1337.

 

[TorontoReign]

Fuck this shit I'm gonna go jerk off to some anime pron........

 

[Wooz]

Bah, no worries, Prez. I get that at times too.

And *twitch* I'm *twitch* perfeckkly *twitch twitch* normal. *drool*

*kubrick-face*

 

[The Vault Dweller]

I had no idea el Prez was like that.

Then again I dont think its just him. Considering its a graduation there'd be so many jubilantly happy women who are all excellently dressed that I'd probably feel that way.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Pajari]

I had no idea el Prez was like that.

Then again I dont think its just him. Considering its a graduation there'd be so many jubilantly happy women who are all excellently dressed that I'd probably feel that way.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

Those gowns are some hot shit, I agree.

And don't even get me started on those tassels... whoo..

 

[Ghoullove]

el_Prez]Been completely surrounded by hot ass girls and you feel yourself losing control and you just want to grab one, bash her head to knock her unconscious and mount her in front of 20 thosand people? Had that feeling a couple minutes ago at NAU graduation - just wondering if im the only one

I once knew someone like that . He was lynched for carrying out those fantasies. If only the cops got there sooner. Oh well.

 

[alec]

Hehehe. I see the virus is spreading around.

Good.

P.S. I've asked around at work and apparently you can't just knock a girl on the head with the intent to get her unconscious and fuck her. You can only whack a girl on the head when she's a cockteaser and she been making you all horny and ready for some action but then says she's already got a boyfriend or some other crap. 'Bitches like that have it coming,' the law books say. Another legal method is using Rohypnol. You can get a prescription to that rape-drug if you ask your doctor really, really nicely. Tell him you need it to drug a cockteaser and butt rape the shit out of her. That's what I said and my doc immediately gave me a year's supply of them miracle pills. If the girl is less than 18, you shouldn't give her more than two or else she won't wake up the next day. Trust me.