Help, kinda in a DEADLY crisis

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FishO'Death

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IM GONNA GET STABBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no, i really am.ok im a seventh grader at a southern texas jr high and i was messing around one of my closests friends, talking about her boyfriend. and she goes and tells him(some friend). well it got him pissed and at first he siad if i talked to him or messed with him he would kick my ass.which is ok ive kicked a few myself but then i dont know why but he got more pissed and said he was gonna stab me and the problem is i could easily disarm him but i usually have my back to every body either talking to my girlfriend or another friend but this is serious i just need a little help or advice so you dont lose ur good ol' friend Fisho'Death. i also dont want to be a pussy so i cant report his threat.
 
:shock: are you stupid then he would make me suck it with the knife to the back of my neck....but then i could bite it grab the knife slice his dick off and kick his ass while hes all dickless or i knd do the old south park way and make him eat his parentslol. but seriously this is no laughing matter!!!!!!1
 
FishO'Death said:
im a seventh grader ... Friend ... said he was gonna stab me ... advice ... lose ... Fisho'Death.... pussy ... threat.
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Okay. Now... maybe it's just been a few days since i last attended the 7th grade. but, uhh, i dont remember too many people carrying knives around. Much less threatening to kill people with thim.

Now, I'd offer to help you out but i doubt you can come up with $10,000 USD and i assume the other person is in the 7th grade as well. I dont do kids.

My advice, talk to him. In a dark alley with a short length of pipe. Crack a couple of his ribs and as he's laying there remind him that you dont like being threatened and that it would be in his best interests not to mention how his ribs got broken.


Or there's probably some other way to solve the problem.
 
*pokes the penguin*

Seriously, Fish, I don't really think the kid would seriously stab you because you said something to his girlfriend.
But if you think he's really serious, go rat him out.
'Oh geez, I don't want to be a pussy'
Well then, go ahead and get stabbed. You won't be able to avoid it anyway if he really wants to stab you, but ratting him out is probably the best thing you can do.

Oh, one last thing, you might want to work on your spelling and grammar. A lot.
 
that pipe thing helps i think ill try that or i could summon satan to make his life misereable or i could do the pipe thing but yea you see the satan thing kinda of means im doomed for all eternity. or i coulkd do the pipe thing yea ILL DO the pipe thing.
 
Remember though, post pictures or it didn't happen.


PS: I do not in any way advocate violence. I am one of them... whatcha call em's.. hippy bastards... conscientious Objectors. Yeah.
 
Elissar said:
Remember though, post pictures or it didn't happen.


PS: I do not in any way advocate violence. I am one of them... whatcha call em's.. hippy bastards... conscientious Objectors. Yeah.
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That is one eggular penguin right there.


Uh...yeah dude, I would imagine he isn't too serious, though of course you could always have a baseball bat or pipe or something around, heh.
 
Of course, you could let yourself be stabbed, then his girlfriend would realise what fucked up phycho he is and drop him 'like a sack-a-potatoes'. Then, once you're out of hospital you could make a move onto her. You get the girl, you lose a little blood. He gets to stab you, he loses his girlfriend and maybe his civil rights.


The question is; Is she hot enough?
 
Then, do you still want to get with her, or have you set your sights elsewhere?

Then again, there'd be a lot of kudos in being a seventh grader with stab wounds...
 
Elissar said:
Now, I'd offer to help you out but i doubt you can come up with $10,000 USD and i assume the other person is in the 7th grade as well. I dont do kids.
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I have no such scrupules. Let us discuss price. :twisted:
 
If you don't work on punctuation, Fisho, getting stabbed will be among the more harmless things that can happen to you :]
 
FishO'Death said:
...advice so you dont lose {I'm trying to say your, you are, or you're, but I'm likely too stupid to know which to use.} good ol' friend Fisho'Death....
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Who are you?
 
HOw many time has this kid repeated 7th grade? becaus ehe might be actually older than Elissar.

Just mentionned to everybody that you saw him kissed the shcool's fag. He should commit suicide.

i take PayPal if you need anymore help.
 
I'll do it for free, if you think he'll wait until around the middle of October when I'll be available to pursue freelance work once again.

In the meantime, arm yourself and rally to your cause an Army of the People. Its always worked for me, and I see no reason, other then your massive mental retardation, that it will not work for you.
 
Pally you best take heed to what Sander said. I know it sucks but do you really want to get yourself dead? You don't play around with that kind of shit now days ok? That is a warning sign that should send off all sorts of flags. ALL SORTS OF EM. You just may be saving your life as well as someone elses.

And if people give you shit, if HE gives you shit. You say hey, we live in a day and age where this kind of shit does not go. In the past a threat like that has been ingored -people died! You can't pretend or hope everything is fine and that person that made the threat was just joking.
 
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