Help, kinda in a DEADLY crisis

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This is like the Busgirl thread, but with violence instead of sex... :lol:

I doubt the kids got a knife. He's just lying to intimidate you. If he does let him stab you. Dude someone your age with a knife scar will never have to worry about being intimidated ever again.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

P.S.

Great post Lauren...even better Ugly John.
 
Tase the mofo when he looks at you wrong.

Do it off school property, and make sure to take pictures.

If he has the balls to look at you again, act like you're reaching for it again and watch him flinch...



I'm kidding, of course. You should just kill him and toss his body in an inner city dumpster. No fuss no muss.
 
JoeMataius said:
I suggest punching her in the face. Not that i'm into beating women, but it'll shut her up.
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heh it worked in the movie "Way Of The Gun" BTW that intro sequence was based off a true story that the director of the movie and of music experienced together.

And Fish, I really ment what I said in my last post.
 
Bah. Can't even count how many "death threats" i got in middle- and high school.
"You gonna die!" , always delivered with a sneer that thrusts the jaw half a meter separate from their face, and never ever uttered without 2 minions flanking the fearsome hitman.

Worst thing that might happen? He gets a couple of his friends and you get kicked in the ribs.
But he'll probably just go around bragging how "He gonna cut you up" and consider it a victory.

also, if the girl is fugly, whats the point? :?
 
Attack him before he has the chance to attack you. That's the best defence. Get yourself a bowie knife and stab him in the stomach. Don't forget to turn the knife 90 degrees whilst it is inserted into his stomach. That way his wound will most certainly be a fatal one, messing up his intestines. Now spit on him whilst he's bleeding to death and crying for help. Spit on him and say something really tough, like "That'll teach you to fuck with the Fish O'Death, you faggot!" or "Eat shit and die, mofo!"
You'll be the local hero. 8)
 
Elissar said:
FishO'Death said:
im a seventh grader ... Friend ... said he was gonna stab me ... advice ... lose ... Fisho'Death.... pussy ... threat.
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Okay. Now... maybe it's just been a few days since i last attended the 7th grade. but, uhh, i dont remember too many people carrying knives around. Much less threatening to kill people with thim.

Now, I'd offer to help you out but i doubt you can come up with $10,000 USD and i assume the other person is in the 7th grade as well. I dont do kids.

My advice, talk to him. In a dark alley with a short length of pipe. Crack a couple of his ribs and as he's laying there remind him that you dont like being threatened and that it would be in his best interests not to mention how his ribs got broken.


Or there's probably some other way to solve the problem.
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There's the answer for you, easier than nothing, just need to find yourself an iron pipe...
 
Wait, you live in the US? I heard you guys have all kinds of stuff there, like guns.

Do it the Fallout way. Aim for the head.

Or just watch your back, don't walk alone and report him if you suspect he's really going to attack you.
 
Of course if you follow Alec's advice you might get thrown in jail and sodomized regularly by some big dude with a low double digit IQ, and you might commit suicide within a week.

Are you ready to enter a criminal lifestyle? If not, a pre-emptive strike (murder) is probably not the way to go. If you wait to kill him only after he threatens you, than you give him the advantage.

Chances are the guy will just let you go, but 7th grade kids are full of energy and the need to prove themselves in physical competition.

How is your kung fu? Do you have any special skills? If you got no skills you're in trouble.

You could also -
-Run or at least leave him and his girlfriend alone.
-Give him your girlfriend for his sexual pleasuer. If she is butt ugly he may take pity on you.
-Get a bigger friend to kick his ass.
 
My advice to you is to ignore the bastard. He’s not going to realize his threat since I doubt he wants to go to juvy for a few years (unless he’s black like Elissar, in which case you’re in BIG, BIG trouble ).
Assaulting people with a cold weapon will most probably screw his life for good and if he’s not a complete idiot, he knows that.

So just like Welsh said if you’re really afraid of this guy, find yourself a “big” guy to hang around with, and you’ll be just fine.
 
Of course if you attack or threaten him with a weapon, he may respond in kind. Likewise if you botch the deadly assualt- not only might you end up in jail but also have a vengeful person looking to do you in.
 
If You're really a pussy, you could kick him in the balls... but that will get you the label of pussy...but if you are already one.

or

Mention to him your cousin Bubba who's in jail, mention the size of his dick, maybe your friend won't wqnt to become Bubba's bitch.


just trying to help
 
Suicide Candidate said:
Bah. Can't even count how many "death threats" i got in middle- and high school.
"You gonna die!" , always delivered with a sneer that thrusts the jaw half a meter separate from their face, and never ever uttered without 2 minions flanking the fearsome hitman.

Worst thing that might happen? He gets a couple of his friends and you get kicked in the ribs.
But he'll probably just go around bragging how "He gonna cut you up" and consider it a victory.

also, if the girl is fugly, whats the point? :?
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I’m not sure if you are familiar with the problems that face American schools. But kids to die here. So you cannot take anything as an idol threat when it is a potentially life threatening threat.
 
hehe, due to the nature of your post i take it you arent too sportive/strong/quick.

think you have 3 options:
- talk it over (preferably not alone in a dark alley)
- hide, only walk around with friends and pray you dont meet em when you are alone
- tell someone in charge that this joke got out of hand

although i'm not the best person to give advice on this, the biggest danger i've ever been in is getting a sound beating (which never came).

i only had a real fight at school once. some big meany was picking on a (colored) friend of mine. broke the dudes jaw with a single jab (INCREDIBLY lucky blow, although a few years of karate did help). that sure shut him up (and almost got me expelled ofc). the dude walked around with iron crap in his mouth for a year. hope he learned not to be such a stupid nazi muffin.
 
I’m not sure if you are familiar with the problems that face American schools. But kids to die here. So you cannot take anything as an idol threat when it is a potentially life threatening threat.
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Yer, you might be right. Better safe than with a knife in your sternum.

[geezer]
Kids these days
[/geezer]
 
Learn the lesson from Napolean Dynamite- If you don't have skills, you're not going to make it.
 
Rev. Layle said:
Where part of the world do you live in Fish? That may be a factor on how bad school violence is there.
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South texas tip of texas around brownsville/south padre island, the border
 
then try this:

"who you trin to get crazy with ese? don't you know i'm loco?"

then call him either of those: cabron, puto, pendeho, chinga de madre
(you spelling may vary)
 
Ugly John said:
then try this:

"who you trin to get crazy with ese? don't you know i'm loco?"

then call him either of those: cabron, puto, pendeho, chinga de madre
(you spelling may vary)
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No I heard this in Oliver Stone's JFK

"You is a mightay fine man Mr. (name here) ... Mightay fine... Matter of fact, when I get up outta here (jail) I think I'll come n' visit you."

What made this line even better is that it was spoken by Kevin Bacon.
 
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