Here's a crazy thought *spoiler warning*

[I Must Be Crazy 2]

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Fallout 2 gives you plenty of freedom of action based on your SPECIAL characteristics. Suppose we expand this concept into total freedom of action when choosing to have sex with NPCs during the course of the game.

Playing as a male character, have you ever noticed the funny fact that you never get an option to "do" Miria after you've married her? Now how come Interplay won't let you (your character) try to have sex with her 5 times a day, or as many times as you want to? After all, everytime you use the "binoculars" icon on her, your character thinks about the measurements 36-24-36. And it would seem that by the way that Miria as a party member addresses your character as "pooky" and "sugar-bottom" and always refuses to "give you space" or to move out a bit, that she would be more than willing to give your character the buffins.

Or playing as a female character:
Suppose that you could have your character do it with Davin after getting married. Better yet, be impressed with Lil' Jesus' lovemaking skills so much and continue to do it with him even after the knife combat training. After all, who is Interplay to tell us what kind of sex or people to like? Going on that same thought, imagine if your female character had the option of giving Myron "pity sex", or that of actually liking the act of doing it with him and willingly doing it some more with him. Now I'd LOVE to see the look on Myron's face if that ever happened, especially if the female player character has a Charisma of 9 or 10!


I Must Be Crazy 2


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This sick thought of the day brought to you by Trojan Man condoms and the letters XXX.

 

[Per]

This isn't related to actual gameplay, moving.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

I've seen topics and people who are nuts, psycho, inane, and all sorts of other things, but this guy...well...

...at least he admits his problem in his username.

,
The Vault Dweller

 

[zioburosky13]

Out of topic but I seem to recall you can get laid in ... Gothic 2?

 

[Kaya]

Someone needs to lose their virginity.

 

[Duckman]

Someone needs to lose their virginity.

Or buy themselves some kind of 'sexual healing' through the use of many sex toys

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Out of topic but I seem to recall you can get laid in ... Gothic 2?

Hell, yeah. It's even accompanied by an uncensored prerendered cutscene.

 

[Morpoggel]

And why not also make it so that in every town there's a hidden underground room or so where you can find different sex toys that give you a +10 Love Making... and also have the option to have animal sex... I mean, is it just me or do those Watchamacallits just look extremely hot... and maybe as a female character you should also be able to have sex with Horrigan at the end of the game instead of fighting him...

[/sarcasm]

 

[Sorrow]

I think that there should be an option of having sex with Miria/Davin.
they are useless and I usually dispose of them in Vault City/Den.
If there would be an option of having sex with them, they would be less annoying.

As for having sex 5 times a day...
Maybe it's a better way to have fun than sodomising entire cities with deadly phallic objects (Minigun, FN Fal, Gauss Rifle, etc.)

As for Myron...
He wants to have sex with high CHA female PC, and Horrigan doesn't, so I think the sarcasm is rather inadequate.

 

[Lazarus Plus]

I think the whole topic is silly. The option to have sex with them whenever you wanted would accomplish what? Sure, it could have been an option but it seems absolutely pointless as a feature of the game. Generally people try to do things "productive" as opposed to doing a Beavis & Butthead laugh every time they click the "have sex" button.

 

[Xavierblazer]

Shooting someone is much more fun than getting a text message and watching the screen fade out.

 

[RadRaptor]

No one has ever taken care of me like that before

I can really take care of you later

 

[Morpoggel]

I think the whole topic is silly. The option to have sex with them whenever you wanted would accomplish what? Sure, it could have been an option but it seems absolutely pointless as a feature of the game.

My thoughts exactly. I mean, the times you can have sex in the game are mostly to achieve something (cept maybe in the bath houses...)

 

[Xavierblazer]

(cept maybe in the bath houses...)

In my 4 or so years of fallout experience, I dont think I have ever once used the bath house for its intended purpous. or the cats paw.

Sure, it raises stats, but drugs are much more effective and conveinent

Much like eating, drinking, and bodily functions, I think the use of the right hand is not nessessary to mention but always being used to its full potential

 

[Morpoggel]

The only times I enter the bath house or the Cats Paw is when I:
A) Have too much money and nothing else better to do
B) Have not enough money and decide to steal it from the girls in there
C) Got 10 Cats Paw magazines and decide to give them to Miss Kitty to get the Ultra Rare Sticky Cats Paw Issue 5... or something like it...

 

[Xavierblazer]

Kitty to get the Ultra Rare Sticky Cats Paw Issue 5... or something like it...

Almost every game I have ever played I saved up all the cats paws I got, but I never ended up with enough. That quest is probably the hardest in the game.

 

[Sorrow]

I think the whole topic is silly. The option to have sex with them whenever you wanted would accomplish what?

Better roleplaying.
If I play a character that likes sex, he/she should be able to have sex as often as he/she wants (if it's possible of course.).

 

[Shadowbird]

The whole point of having sex (apart from achieving something substantial) is having children and/or enjoying oneself. Since you can't have children in the game, and a fade-out-fade-in screen is not exactly what I would call "sexual enjoyment", it's pretty pointless. You can just imagine your character having sex just like you are to imagine him/her eating, peeing and sleeping - the only difference would be the absence of the black screen.

 

[RadRaptor]

The whole point of having sex (apart from achieving something substantial) is having children and/or enjoying oneself. Since you can't have children in the game, and a fade-out-fade-in screen is not exactly what I would call "sexual enjoyment", it's pretty pointless. You can just imagine your character having sex just like you are to imagine him/her eating, peeing and sleeping - the only difference would be the absence of the black screen.

I don't deal in whoredom. Any character named after me won't be visiting Cynthia or the Cats Paw anytime soon.

It all comes down to what role you play, really. Black screen or not. You may ask yourself 'What will I get out of it?" I'd ask myself "Will this have me burn in hell?"

 

[Duckman]

Why don't they just do what they did in Fable and add 'oooh' noises every few seconds!

Oh! And how about if you could have sex with so many people, contract so many diseases, that you didn't even need to shoot up a town to destroy it!! Spread AIDS around town and they all die eventually!!!

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