Hidden Dwarves on a robbery spree?!

[Maphusio]

Swedish police are quizzing "people of limited stature" with criminal records following a spate of robberies from the cargo holds of coaches - possibly carried out by dwarves smuggled onboard in sports bags.

According to the Sun, the gang responsible pack their vertically-challenged accomplices into bags and stick them in with other passengers' luggage. The undercover operatives then rifle the hold for valuables before resealing themselves in their hiding place, to be extracted later by another gang member at the coach's final destination.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/23/dwarf_coach_robberies/

So the next time you think your luggage is safely stowed... Think again. What kind of cut does the dwarf get anyway?

 

[generalissimofurioso]

Do they not X-ray or search cargo?

Or do the Swedes just not find it odd that dwarves skeletons zip through the picture?

 

[TorontoReign]

Do they not X-ray or search cargo?

Or do the Swedes just not find it odd that dwarves skeletons zip through the picture?

Hahaha. Funny stuff. Pretty damn good idea though.

 

[Deleted member 53669]

Do they not X-ray or search cargo?

Or do the Swedes just not find it odd that dwarves skeletons zip through the picture?

Swedes and Norwegians have high metabolisms from the cold climate and their viking heritage. A midget in a duffel-bag is considered a "Travel Snack"

 

[monsharen]

First poles, then dwarves?! What's next?!!

 

[alec]

Swedes and Norwegians have high metabolisms from the cold climate and their viking heritage. A midget in a duffel-bag is considered a "Travel Snack"

It's a bloody good idea, though. The inventiveness of some criminals makes this life so much more interesting.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

This is HILARIOUS! Unfortunately once lots of people read this alot of dwarves will suddenly find themselves considering a life of crime and since this has never been tried before I bet they can find alot of other situations where someone that small can get into places without being noticed.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[monsharen]

I bet they can find alot of other situations where someone that small can get into places without being noticed.

Like under cars, licking unsuspecting female feet.

 

[xdarkyrex]

I knew it! Dwarves ARE evil!

 

[Zaron]

No, they're Gods' hand-made little joke.

If he existed, that is.

 

[Mikey]

According to the Sun,

And here's where I began doubting.

Still, it is a pretty extreme idea.

 

[Kahgan]

*eats a midget*

 

[xdarkyrex]

According to the Sun,

And here's where I began doubting.

Still, it is a pretty extreme idea.

Celestial bodies have never been of an honest sort.

 

[MrBumble]

Criminal midgets : it's only the first part of Cthulhu's plan. Do NOT underestimate it's greater intelligence.

 

[Ravager69]

Today on Calls for Cthulhu....


http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8

link for those who haven't seen this show.

 

[myzko]

It's probloby more like that some thid world kids are being forced to do this

 

[Deleted member 53669]

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