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Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by l0s7 4 lyf3, Apr 1, 2004.
post quotes from fallout that you think are absolutely hilarious.
Please tell me this is someone's idea of an April Fool's joke. Otherwise, there's just too many to go through.
ummm nope that's why i posted BEFORE april first at least for me it was
I dont remember very well but it was in the Ghoul city in Fallout 2 when you talk to Harold about the "thingie" you have to find.
Harold and his tree.
I thought the one with Mrs. Bishop was quite fun.
If you had good charisma, sex appeal and Kama Sutra master she started like:
"Oh my god, it was amazing! especially the thing you did with your-"
Then the Chosen One cuts in:" Just in case someone is watching us from an isometric angle, don't finish that."
Or Mrs. Wright:
"I'm not deaf nor stupid, woman!"
I've always liked Ian's response when you ask him about "children." He says:
"Yeah, there's some kids in Shady Sands. So? None of em are mine."
Chosen one: What's that pot on your head, kid?
Kid: It's not a pot, STUPID. It's a *helmet*
Chosen one: Call me stupid again, you little shit, and we'll see how well that "helmet" of yours protects you from a gaping head wound.
lol good times, good times.
i like the one of the kids in new reno after you beat the game
"ummm... sir... now that you've beaten the game. you're not gonna delete us from your hard drive are you?"
You won't need a light to take a midnight piss. - Harold
I think I mentioned this one before, but it's one of my favorites.
I forget what the ghoul's name was, but ihe's the lazy guy in the reactor that never does anything:
"That'll happen when a paper dog successfully chases an asbestos cat through hell."
That one always cracked me up.
You mean Festus?
The snappy response to the Lou in MB:
"On one condition. Put a bag over your head so I can stand in your presence"
...and a veritable abundance of other lines that have kept me entertained for hours and hours and which I can't recall at this moment...
I never really recall seeing this but it's hilarious anyway.
You're in the wrong game stupid (the new reno whores when you approach them with advanced power armor)
im gonna eat you up and be singin' that happy tummy song...i got that haaapy tummy, *slurp*
chosen: the names um pat, im new here
raider: hey, im not as stupid as *you* look
Not so much a quote as another situation I found in the Sierra army base. (I like playing with the ebola virus) After you rescue the soldier from the tanks.
"He suffers from post cryogenic suspension syndrome. Private Dobbs was hit for 495 hit points and killed" Go plasma death!
Sulik was critically hit in the eyes for 2374 hit points and with no protection there causing serius pain
Sulik was killed
wow wth did you do to get him shot for that much damage? the most i've ever gotten was 1400