Hilarious Quotes From Fallout

[Kahgan]

well actually i excagurated a LOT, dont think ive eaven gotten it over 1000.....but just an example

but anyway its kinda stupid, he cant get more than baout hundred and sumthin.....

 

[Longshot]

The

When I was 1 when I was 2 and so on speech

 

[Kahgan]

, yeah, that was truly funny

hehe, i started playing fallout2 again some while ago, and i just now got into Loyds locked room in new reno, i had a bozar, he was acting a litle tough, so i threatened to kill hi;

Kahgan: mebbe ill jist kill ya
Loyd: oh, uhm, well, no, lets settle this in a civilized way, i might have some money
Kahgan: give it to me
Loyd: ok
Kahgan: thats all, i think you got more
Loyd: nononono
Kahgan: yes
Loyd: ok (starts babling about the treasure in the grave)
Kahgan: keep on talking and keep it interesting

so he shows me the grave and a dialoug come up;

Loyyd: here it is
Kahgan: dig it up loyd
Loyd: wh-what
Kahgan: there are two kinds of people in this world, those with big guns, and those who dig
Loyd: ok ok

he finds the landmine

Kahgan: keep on digging
Loyd: theres a manhole here
Kahgan: go down
Loyd: well, allright
Kahgan: HEY LOYD, CATCH(drop the landmine)

oh, hahahahaha, hehe, that was damn fønni

 

[Psychotic Nutcase]

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[Tannhauser]

Ton, the Super Mutant: I'll jam whatever I want, wherever I want. So let's kick out the jams!

... at least I think that's the quote.

 

[Melchoir]

Loxley the leader of the theif circle in the Hub:

Quite pleased to make your acquaintance actually...for now. Let's get the other bit of politness taken care of, shall we? What the bloody, bloody, bloody hell are you doing here!

Me: Uh...I want to join the circle??

 

[Pycnopodia]

"Ooooh, butonz!"
- The Chosen One

"I dont know about my quest, most of the time I just run around and riffle through other peoples shelves, OOoooh, like those over there!"
- The Chosen One

"Where are my kneepads?"
- president's secritary.

There are more though, I just dont remember them all.

 

[Melchoir]

Me: where did the mutants come from
Harold: everywhere, but mostly from the northwest. It didn't seem like you could fart without hitting one!
Me: So you farted northwest?
Harold: Haha...good one...no....