Hilarious Quotes From Fallout

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by l0s7 4 lyf3, Apr 1, 2004.

  1. l0s7 4 lyf3

    l0s7 4 lyf3 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Feb 3, 2004
    post quotes from fallout that you think are absolutely hilarious.
     
  2. Roshambo

    Roshambo Antediluvian as Feck

    Apr 3, 2003
    Please tell me this is someone's idea of an April Fool's joke. Otherwise, there's just too many to go through. :)
     
  3. l0s7 4 lyf3

    l0s7 4 lyf3 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Feb 3, 2004
    ummm nope that's why i posted BEFORE april first :D at least for me it was
     
  4. Daron

    Daron First time out of the vault

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    Mar 15, 2004
    I dont remember very well but it was in the Ghoul city in Fallout 2 when you talk to Harold about the "thingie" you have to find.
     
  5. Rohan

    Rohan Still Mildly Glowing

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    Jan 6, 2004
    Harold and his tree.
     
  6. Mad Larkin

    Mad Larkin It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 3, 2004
    I thought the one with Mrs. Bishop was quite fun.

    If you had good charisma, sex appeal and Kama Sutra master she started like:
    "Oh my god, it was amazing! especially the thing you did with your-"
    Then the Chosen One cuts in:" Just in case someone is watching us from an isometric angle, don't finish that."
     
  7. Rohan

    Rohan Still Mildly Glowing

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    Jan 6, 2004
    Or Mrs. Wright:
    "I'm not deaf nor stupid, woman!"
     
  8. Lockout

    Lockout First time out of the vault

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    Dec 3, 2003
    I've always liked Ian's response when you ask him about "children." He says:

    "Yeah, there's some kids in Shady Sands. So? None of em are mine."
     
  9. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    May 18, 2003
    Chosen one: What's that pot on your head, kid?

    Kid: It's not a pot, STUPID. It's a *helmet*

    Chosen one: Call me stupid again, you little shit, and we'll see how well that "helmet" of yours protects you from a gaping head wound.
     
  10. l0s7 4 lyf3

    l0s7 4 lyf3 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Feb 3, 2004
    lol good times, good times.

    i like the one of the kids in new reno after you beat the game
    "ummm... sir... now that you've beaten the game. you're not gonna delete us from your hard drive are you?"
     
  11. Gus

    Gus So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
    Orderite

    Jun 16, 2003
    You won't need a light to take a midnight piss. - Harold

    I think I mentioned this one before, but it's one of my favorites.
     
  12. Taintspore

    Taintspore First time out of the vault

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    Mar 14, 2004
    I forget what the ghoul's name was, but ihe's the lazy guy in the reactor that never does anything:

    "That'll happen when a paper dog successfully chases an asbestos cat through hell."

    That one always cracked me up.
     
  13. Gus

    Gus So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
    Orderite

    Jun 16, 2003
    You mean Festus?
     
  14. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    The snappy response to the Lou in MB:

    "On one condition. Put a bag over your head so I can stand in your presence"

    ...and a veritable abundance of other lines that have kept me entertained for hours and hours and which I can't recall at this moment...
     
  15. Liquid

    Liquid First time out of the vault

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    Dec 2, 2003
    :lol:

    I never really recall seeing this but it's hilarious anyway.

    You're in the wrong game stupid (the new reno whores when you approach them with advanced power armor)
     
  16. l0s7 4 lyf3

    l0s7 4 lyf3 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Feb 3, 2004
  17. Kahgan

    Kahgan Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 25, 2003
    im gonna eat you up and be singin' that happy tummy song...i got that haaapy tummy, *slurp*
    -Set

    chosen: the names um pat, im new here

    raider: hey, im not as stupid as *you* look
     
  18. quietfanatic

    quietfanatic Ancient One

    Dec 10, 2003
    Not so much a quote as another situation I found in the Sierra army base. (I like playing with the ebola virus) After you rescue the soldier from the tanks.

    "He suffers from post cryogenic suspension syndrome. Private Dobbs was hit for 495 hit points and killed" Go plasma death!
     
  19. Kahgan

    Kahgan Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 25, 2003
    Sulik was critically hit in the eyes for 2374 hit points and with no protection there causing serius pain
    Sulik was killed

    -lol
     
  20. l0s7 4 lyf3

    l0s7 4 lyf3 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Feb 3, 2004
    wow wth did you do to get him shot for that much damage? the most i've ever gotten was 1400