Me, I will be 109 years old, closing quickly on 110. I will be on a feather bed, at my tropical beach getaway in the South Pacific smoking a big blunt for my glaucoma and being mounted by an 20 year old hot Asian hooker (Fuk Yu Wild) who will ride me like a cowgirl at which point I will be thinking about this post, a long life, the final 20 years of debauchery and will start giggling controllably, which will eventually lead to a massive, sudden and fatal heart attack that will leave me dead but erect, a realization the hooker Fu will only realize after she collapses from a multiple orgasm.
(well, we can all dream).