How to prepare fugu for dummies!

Since I'm a pescetarian with a deathwish, I would not mind trying this.

I've actually been fascinated by this fish/dish since I was a kid. If I ever go to Japan, it's one of the first things I'm gonna try out.
 
How to prepare fugu for dummies:

1. Use a blender.

2. Serve.

3. One less dummy in the world!

4. ???

5. Profit
 
Per said:
How to prepare fugu for dummies:

0. Take out life insurance policy for dummy with yourself as beneficiary.

1/2. Wait a while.

1. Use a blender.

2. Serve.

3. One less dummy in the world!

4. ??? = Collect insurance money.

5. Profit or go to prison.
There I fixed it for you!
 
alec said:
Since I'm a pescetarian with a deathwish, I would not mind trying this.

I've actually been fascinated by this fish/dish since I was a kid. If I ever go to Japan, it's one of the first things I'm gonna try out.

Same.

Why, are we going to die, knowing we've chatted a bit on the webby, played some games, had some girls and got old? Come on, you've got to try some stuff you can amaze your grandchildren with.
Even if it's grandma ending the story with "and that's the last I saw of pops".
 
DarkLegacy said:
Russian roulette, but with food. Fun.

Count me out. :lol:
Atleast with russian roulette it is over in a instant. With this one you will be awake while slowly choking to death. Then again, he will no doubt use farmed poison free pufferfish and claim it is the poison kind.
 
Query: Why are half of my countrymen on this board suicidal? I mean, I know we've got a high suicide rate (and quite frankly I support the effort), but come on guys...
 
Oh, didn't notice who started this post! Starseeker, how are you man? And your girl friend? Did Beijing change a lot after the olympics?

I dropped my cell phone in water and lost all numbers, yours included :s

I'm thinking of Japan next year, maybe I'll drop by for a visit on the way back, and bring along some fugu ^_^
 
Hey, boer_kameel, big man, what's up? Long time no see, I tried to e-mail you but it probably got deleted by your work.

Beijing looks like sh*t after the Olympics. :P That was the busiest 2 weeks of my life that I do not want to repeat.

My female friend is fine, you will be amused to know that she just dropped her cellphone recently as well.

Maybe I'll go with you to Japan, and we'll have fugu together, provided we con afford it. Maybe you can sucker up a Belgian TV show to sponsor you for the trip?
 
Ah well, too many Belgians on TV going abroad (Beijing express, some survivalist shows, ...) to get a sponsor. also, remember Belgium is small and divided into 2 language parts (like your home country :) ) - we've got like about 8 tv channels!
But hey, I work at the radio, maybe there's something in there for me? Or the online content market, whatever. Good idea anyway, I'll look into that!

I'm glad I could contribute something to your China blog:

# If you have a cellphone, PAY ATTENTION TO IT!!!
# Always, Always make sure you got EVERYTHING before you leave an area or vehicle.
# Cameras and necklaces’ straps/chains should be reinforced, if it can be cut, it’s gone.

Been there ^_^
Ok, the cam was from my ex, and the cell from the company. And I rarely get attached to objects anyway.

Good blog you've got there, and all quite recognizeable... Indeed all Western people are attractions, and people heard us out about a lot of stuff. I remember the short chick showing her diary with pics and drawings to 1/2 of a train station, and some guy asking how much I earn per month (to which I lied greatly of course, wasn't in the mood for getting mugged).

Anyway, I won't clog up this post too much - can you PM me your mail address? I've just installed a new antispam service at the office (Postini), I'll whitelist you, then probably your mail will get through :-)

Thanks again for a great time and a good memory! Indeed, as your blog mentions, China is for the adventurous but down to earth types, prepared to eat unrecognizeable goo and have some nasty diarrhea.

Still proud of being able to say, amongst these Dogmeat-story phantasizing bunch, that I did really eat dog. And it was quite OK.
At least I think I did, can we really trust the Chinese on their word? :p
 
Did I see you in that doc? Or someone who looked a bit like you...

Ahh, the hotpot!! But they didn't get the 3-in-1 version, bah, amateurs :p They better would have hired you as planner :)

And driving a bike in Beijing? The guy looked like he was getting a heart atteck.
 
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