I am in love!

Big T said:
The_Vault_Dweller said:
At least its not a sex toy.
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It is to Ratty.
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Ya. I wonder how quickly porn and hentai are gonna accumulate once he gets that laptop. I figure it depends on the speed of his internet connection.

I only hope he remembers to cover the keyboard with some sort of plastic wrap so he doesnt cause any short-circuits.

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The Vault Dweller
 
I already have so much porn and hentai that no Internet connection is fast enough to make my collection grow at a rate greater than 0.1% a day.
 
heh. at least, youre not going to reproduce.

and - did you buy it?
perhaps you could participate at some internet photo contests. a friend of mine did, and won this baby
 
horst said:
and - did you buy it?
perhaps you could participate at some internet photo contests. a friend of mine did, and won this baby
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No, are you kidding, I already have a laptop I'm very happy with. As for your friend, he's a very lucky man to get a chick like that.
 
This is pure sci-fi. I refuse to believe that something so awesome can even exist.

*masturbates so furiously that the entire building trembles*
 
*cums in his pants*


That. Laptop. Rocks.


I now have a new purpose once I get in the service.

Save up enough money to get something 10x better than that.
 
yeah, buy it dudes!

put the laptop on your legs and you'll NEVER masturbate again!
a nice side effect is that you both will never have any offspring in that case...
 
I usually keep my notebook on the bed, this way when you feel sleepy you can simply close your eyes and have a nice nap. The only reason you’ll want to get out would be to grab some food or go to the bathroom. Sometimes, those can be done in bed as well.
 
I leave my laptop in a chair at the end of the bed.

When Im supposed to sleep, I can lie awake and use it.

When Im supposed to be doing somethibg else, I Can sit on the edge of the bet and use it, like right now.
 
Sovz said:
I usually keep my notebook on the bed, this way when you feel sleepy you can simply close your eyes and have a nice nap. The only reason you’ll want to get out would be to grab some food or go to the bathroom. Sometimes, those can be done in bed as well.
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So your bed obviously hasn't been seeing much "action" lately.
 
Sovz said:
you'll be surprised.
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There's been an awefull amount of guys hitting on eachother here, recently.

I wonder if it has something to do with those long, cold and dark winter nights...
 
Ha ha, what a dumbass. This is worse than buying a Ukrainian chick and discovering she's a guy.
 
Almost like fucking a Croatian chick and discovering she's a goat.

And posting a poll about bestiality.
 
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