I can't feel my arms anymore! (not an ailment)

[LogisticEarth]

Sounds like you need to invest in One of these.

Solves all moving problems. You can move huge pieces of furniture with ease if you have one and use a few ropes and a board. Hooray for leverage and wheels.

 

[Patton89]

Nah, one of these is better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_5

 

[iridium_ionizer]

What about a cargo bike? Or a bike with a trailer?

 

[The Dutch Ghost]

Don't feel bad about the fact that you had to sell your car. You're doing this planet a great service. "What comes around, goes around." Fate will treat you to something nice. Soon. Trust me.

Fate owes me for quite some things, and I am planning to charge interest once it comes by to pay.

Anyway, my upper arms are stiff and painful, really an annoying feeling.

I feel your pain... delivery service.

Let me guess, you thought like me that such a small distance wouldn't be so much of a problem and you really wanted that TV.

 

[SuAside]

Many people said vehicular manslaughter was impossible without a car. I guess my bicycle and I proved a lot of people wrong that day.

one word (or are these 2?): pogo-stick.

 

[Cimmerian Nights]

That's sublime.

 

[The Dutch Ghost]

Or Roller skates.

I guess you could use those like couriers do.

 

[WilderWein]

Awesome

I think a horse and buggy is the way to go. Very economical, and they're so gosh darn cute!

Nah, one of these is better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAL_5

"HAL is being designed to assist the disabled and elderly in their daily tasks, or any physically demanding job such as disaster rescue or construction."

Construction? Oh man...I'd love to see a construction worker sporting one of these.

 

[generalissimofurioso]

I want to see the police have to adapt to the large amount of super-crime being committed with these exo-suits.

Hell, I want to commit super-crime with one of these exo-suits.