I couldn't be Zorro today.

No.


When I was in High school, and again in college, some friends and I got petitions together to end women suffrage.

In High School, there were about 800 graduating seniors, around 460 some of them were girls. We got just over 400 signatures. FROM GIRLS.

In college, we got more than 1200. Granted, some of them might have been under the influence, but the fact remains.


Too funny. I'm proud to say I enlisted to protect those poor, ignorant, persons and their right to utterly screw themselves and their countrymen/women.
 
Liar.

You know, it's a nice story, and one that has some videos of it over the net. But that doesn't mean you get to pretend you did it.
 
Wooz said:
the second I was going to start running after him, the kid grabs me and blurts out that there's no sense in him running after him, that he's got some 'papers' about the stuff and something else, I didn't quite get it.

Might have been a guy he actually knew. Maybe "executing" a "debt" of some sort.

Aw, fuck that, mang. If he didn't want help, then be it.

Wooz said:
*swish swish swish*

Z

Porque no *swish swish swish swish* W?

In a related story, the investigation in the Belgian kid mp3 murder case was concluded today.
 
Wooz, I know exactly how you feel.

One night I was coming back from the clubs, when I noticed this old guy coming out of the gay bar. These two blondies come up from behind him and one of them punches him in the head.

"Hey... what the hell man? What do you.."

Whack, the second guy comes in. The old guy's just backing up, these two aryan fucks aren't saying anything, just attacking him. Looks like I'm witness to a good-old-fashioned gay-bashing. I step up.

"Hey guys, what are you doing? Who is this guy?"

They turn their sights on me, and without saying a word start advancing. The gay guy takes off, and I've got to deal with these guys two-on-one. And here I was just trying to get laid.

I won't give you the blow by blow, 'cause I'm not bragging here. I'll say this though - don't grapple when you're outnumbered. Aryan no 1 had gone limp and was in immense pain (assuming I was doing things right), but no 2 was repeatedly kicking me in the head. Deciding I'd had enough I roll over and try and run away. Thankfully, these two heroes felt the same as they ran off in the other direction.

I tried to get somebody to phone the cops (fucking useless people in downtown), ended up having to use a payphone. 20 minutes later the cops show up and take my statement.

I wanted these gay-bashing low-lifes locked up so bad I could taste it. But it was too late, and my description was all but useless. On top of that I was obviously drunk, covered with blood (my nose has the bad habit of breaking easily), and the adrenaline drop kicked in just as the cops showed up and they got to watch me puke up my alcohol.

I ended up going home and putting a bag of frozen pees over my face, and tried to fall asleep. I couldn't though - the anger I felt for these two lowlifes was making me tremor, and kept me up for hours.

I guess I stopped a gay bashing, but the bad guys got away. I've looked for them since then, but no luck. I'm still angry about it.
 
Sander said:
Liar.

You know, it's a nice story, and one that has some videos of it over the net. But that doesn't mean you get to pretend you did it.

No, true story. We stole the idea from the man show. Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla (sp) did it first.
 
No, no, not so fast, loses meaning.

Frozen "pee"s

Now repeat all, very fast, please.



P.S.

Damn you and your edit trixies, Atomic Cowboy.
 
Siley said:
Might have been a guy he actually knew. Maybe "executing" a "debt" of some sort.

Aw, fuck that, mang. If he didn't want help, then be it.

Nah, it didn't look like the dudes knew each other, it looked like a spontaneous "cunning plan" that suddenly went wrong. 'Sides, the kid was terrorized. I don't think he was making any sense, probably the first time he got mugged and was under shock.

Fuck it. At least he didn't get hurt.

Porque no *swish swish swish swish* W?

See, W is kind of synonymous to Dubyah. I don't want to be associated with the US's <s>worst president</s> best monkey.

Atomic Cowboy said:
And here I was just trying to get laid.

Um. You were trying to get laid outside a gay bar? :D
 
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