It`s Miroslav time! And a pic from you too!

alec said:
For the love of Gd: stop posting pictures of yourselves!
It's a total mystery to me why people who lack the looks want to show themselves to others.
Remember:
You are not handsome!
You are not goodlooking!
You are not going to score anytime soon!
You are a total waste of genetic material and - what's more - your parents know this.
You are ugly.
You should draw your conclusions and do something about it.
I recommend a healthy dose of creativity, a friggin' sharp knife and your wrists.
If not, try the rope.
If that doesn't work, hide your head between your buttocks.
And push.
Push hard.

Only the really, really fugly people don't post their pics (which is saying a lot).

For instance, I have a theory that Kotario is really fat.
 
And finally, a photo of my ugly mug.
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And Turnip doesn't look German at all. He's not blond and he's got facial hair.
 
Actually, Luke, I don't possess the egocentric need to take photographs of myself. Until recently, I've only had a single picture of dubious quality. However, for your benefit, I have taken a picture (actually I took it a month ago, but all the same, it was in case I even felt the compulsion to post a photograph of myself online). Neither do I see the need to have people to see my picture, yet because you goad me on so (you seem to have an urgent need to see my picture, Luke), I shall oblige you.

Here is a picture of myself in a very casual state, unshaven and in a normal t-shirt. In addition, I somehow managed to get the flash reflected in my eye. Someone else really should have taken the photo, but I was the only person present at the time.

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Because of my otaku status.

You know, the stereotype of the vastly over-weight, glasses-wearing, nerd-type who spends all their time in their parents' basement watching anime.
 
To bring the posting of disturbing images to a new peak, here are some old pictures of me.

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See?
I do get better with age.
 
What the hell?
Why did you have a sex change somewhere inbetween the first and fourth picture?
 
master_of_flamaster said:
Here'a another one about Polish people and drinking :P

STFU... I got like fined for ~10$ the other day :evil: Don't let the cops see this :P

The funny thing is - I called for them ...
 
Sander said:
What the hell?
Why did you have a sex change somewhere inbetween the first and fourth picture?
No, but ten year old boys aren't always particularly masculine.
*Shrug*


Also, this serves to remind me that I've never been very photogenic. Never got the fake smile down right.
 
Big T said:
No, but ten year old boys aren't always particularly masculine.
*Shrug*
Yes, but the first picture is a bit extreme. One of my friend's little sister looks exactly like that, plus the long hair doesn't really help.
No offense intended, really, but that picture really looks girlish.

Big T said:
Also, this serves to remind me that I've never been very photogenic. Never got the fake smile down right.
That sounds very familiar.
 
Sander said:
No offense intended, really, but that picture really looks girlish.
What?
Really?

I'd never noticed that before.
And I never got mistaken for someone of the female persuasion.

Meh, don't worry about it.

I'm not that easily offended.
 
In the first pic, you totally look like a girl, yer.
In the fourth, you look like a Draco Malfoy with brown hair. (Not that I know who Draco Malfoy is :look:)
In the sixth, you look like the chairman of a bible discussion group for 14-year olds.
In the last though, you're all man :D
 
Sander said:
Yes, but the first picture is a bit extreme. One of my friend's little sister looks exactly like that, plus the long hair doesn't really help.
No offense intended, really, but that picture really looks girlish.

Indeed. But it not even comes close to the extreme girlishness that radiates from Kid Kharn.
 
Maybe some day I will consider posting a 12-Year-old-Luke pic. I was a very, very fat kid.
 
Right, I forgot you can only handle non-alcoholic.

(Wooz, have you introduced our friend to Knightly Beer? :))
 
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